There was some old boy in a newsagents the other day
Trying to count his change and asking what the cheapest brand of cigarettes they had, he figured he could just about afford 10 of them.

I asked him what brand he would like and then bought him 20 of those instead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

cancerlols


though it was very nice of you
( zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Fucking right.
No point him blowing his heating allowance. I'm doing society a favour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

There was some old man at my local cornershop yesterday buying 4 bottles of wine, 3 bottles of whisky, two bottles of vodka and a can of coke.
It dishartened me to realise that it was probably a weekly purchase, I feel really sad for the families of alcholics.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)