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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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New thread time!
The last one was depressing and upsetting and that Simply Sara video nearly made me throw up into my humus.

So, in contrast, tell me something really happy or uplifting or nice.

Or, tell me what you're having for lunch.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:40, 300 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
it would have looked the same.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Why do you hate it so much?
What's it ever done to you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
to be honest I actually quite like hummus
have you ever been to the Unicorn supermarket in Chorlton? It's a veggie supermarket and they have some amazing hummus varieties there.

I like to mock your healthy eating. Like how my hangover cure was a steak slice and can of Lucozade Alert and yours was an Innocent smoothie and an apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)
I've never been to Chorlton.
Well, it worked!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)
It's very nice there
if you're good I'll take you there one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Woo
and Yay! :D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
there is a Cholton in Cheshire
but that has about 6 houses in it and is the village next to where I grew up. I don't think it's that one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)
She told me you were outvoted on the fry up
Gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
And Psychochomp texted me to lord it over me

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I was nice and didn't do that
Plus was too busy eating bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
you mean you didn't think of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
The bacon was so good it purged all thoughts of you from my mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
there was a whole kg of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Your choice is definitely the better of the 2

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I KNOW RITE?
But still I was forced to have 0% fat, low cal frozen yoghurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Pffft, you enjoyed it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
THERE WAS NO BACON
it was actually quite delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I'm actually eating an apple
RIGHT NOW
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I'm having a coffee
this is both happy and uplifting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Now I'm having a glass of water
Livin' on the edge.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)
have you cleaned the house yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
I've cleaned my room.
That'll have to do. I'm actually considering cancelling.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)
No! Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
A band I love are filming a music video in Fuel tonight,
And since I'm a member of their facebook group, I've been invited. I super want to go, and I don't think it's the sort of thing he'd be interested in.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)
oh noes!
erm, I would probably go to the band thing, BUT if you think this might make it seem like you don't love him anymore then don't. Invite him anyway and see what he says.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
I dunno, I'll have to see.
Thing is, I don't need to be at Fuel til nearly midnight, so I can still have him over for dinner, but I sacrifice the chance of having him stay the night.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
well this is technically the first date so there should be no staying over anyway!!
Only light snogging.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
If we're talking technichally, its probably more like the fifth date.
AND THERE HAS STILL BEEN NO SNOGGING. Light or otherwise.
I keep having dreams in which we kiss. This is getting bad.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Take him to the video thing,
or you'll subconsiously hold it against him.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
That's not the only thing I want to hold against him.
But, if he comes and hates it, he might hold it against me?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)
he made you watch that awful film yesterday
and you still love him right?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

love him want to screw him senseless

Yep.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)
You've got to be able to enjoy each others company
wherever you are. And if he does hate it then you can do all the "I'll have to make it up to you" sort of lines. Win Win.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)
It's not a date if he doesn't know it's a date!
I keep having cheaty dreams on Wiggy, which makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I think we both know they're kinda dates,
But don't want to let the other know we think this. At least I hope.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)
so hurry up and snog him!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
^What she said
MTFU!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Go to the friend zone
Go directly to friend zone. Do not pass go, do not collect £200
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)
+ Story of my life *selfharms*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Shit.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
It's nearly time for Burlesque Night as well so that's happy and uplifting
Plus, before that, it's SLUTTY BEETLEJUICE TIME!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)
FUCK YEAH SLUTTY BEETLEJUICE
FUCK YEAH WITCH RIDING PINK MONSTER
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
hahaha yeah the latter is probably going to be equally as sexy :/

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Ah, did you book to see
that burlesque thing at the Lowry I told you about? I missed it when it came to Birmingham, I couldn't afford to go :(
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
yes yes!
We're all going to dress up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Damn, I'm jealous
Still, it seems to tour relatively often, perhaps I shall invite myself next time!
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
yeah that would be cool
I tried to go last year but it sold out really quick, but it should come back again in March I think. When it does I'll include you in my FB invites
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Do you want actual uplifting
or just oooooh pretty picture kind of stuff?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Anything that isn't fat people making fat food
Or decapitations.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
This is good news
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11632164 in a "this is good for the future of human biology" way.

This is a cross between the two being generally very striking photos about the news www.boston.com/bigpicture/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
boring post is boring
post a picture of a baby animal tripping over
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
I'm not stooping to your level.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
aww
ah has a sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
It probably isn't, really. 95% of variations isn't a massive amount
It really depends what's in the other 5%

/pessemistic scientist opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
I'm looking it from an analysts point of view.
They've now got an enourmous new data set.
Which makes me wet.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)
AIDS
and
GAY
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)
GAY AIDS

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)
GAY AIDS
on account of having ALL THE CRAP GENES.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Don't forget the cancer
GAY CANCER AIDS
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)
I caught AIDS off my GAY CANCER

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
What a coincidence!
I caught GAY off my CANCER AIDS
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)
And this is good news
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-11621076 in a "this is good for the future of Monty's biology" way
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
that is really quite interesting

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
This is going to be about underwires isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)
No... i just realised I wasn't thinking about breasts...
what is wrong with me?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
You've turned into a bender in the last five minutes.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
you'll start fancying me then surely.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Nah,
I've grown out of that phase.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
It's all about the lab coats now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

coats
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Obviously "heff"
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs794.snc4/67400_445554314681_544519681_5528284_4083960_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Hahaha!
Such a horrific shot of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Oh hells yeah
Fit lab partner all the way.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)
This makes me happy

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Glad to be of service.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)
HOLD ON!
breasts are mentioned on the boston site.
Phew
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
well it seems i am not having quavers
some bastard's eaten them all.
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)
THIS IS NOT HAPPY.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)
true, IT SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
i'll get over it
i still have peanut butter. that is happy
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
crunchy or smooth?

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
smoooooooth
with a capital smoo
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Is the wrong answer.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
x 2

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
either is good
i prefer crunchy but it was cheap (and low fat for the missus)
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
If Wiggy bought me low fat peanut butter I'd be well offended.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)
well she buys her own low fat stuff
so if i buy something i sometimes do as well. it makes no difference to me. i've lost about half a stone since i moved in with my better half two months ago (although I suspect that's more to do with my much lowered beer consumption due to being poor)
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)
I buy low fat mayonnaise
I have to really or my profile picture would become accurate very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)
heh
there is a picture lurking somewhere on facebook of some guy who looks EXACTLY like me if i weighed about 20 stone. uncanny.
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
that's a bit personal

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
This is happy.
I shall allow it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
marvellous
it's also my birthday tomorrow, which just adds an extra sprinkle of joy on top
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Now you're getting the hang of it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)
BOOM!

(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)
headshot

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)
shed's hot

(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
i walked to summertown, looked at cigars and bought a chicken baguette
i might have a coffee in a bit

i'm so excited i need to sit down for a little bit

(answer for original question - my son has started to smile at me when i hold him)
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)
There was some old boy in a newsagents the other day
Trying to count his change and asking what the cheapest brand of cigarettes they had, he figured he could just about afford 10 of them.

I asked him what brand he would like and then bought him 20 of those instead.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
cancerlols


though it was very nice of you
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Fucking right.
No point him blowing his heating allowance. I'm doing society a favour.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)
There was some old man at my local cornershop yesterday buying 4 bottles of wine, 3 bottles of whisky, two bottles of vodka and a can of coke.
It dishartened me to realise that it was probably a weekly purchase, I feel really sad for the families of alcholics.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Best High Five ever
Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Did you see this?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post937069
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
AAAAHAHAHAHA!
Awesome work Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Ta.
I've wanted to mess with Imageready for ages, now I know how to animate (poorly).
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
I'm not wearing a bra at work today. That's not happy, uplifting or nice.
Ha. Hope I ruined your happy thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
yeah b3tans hate hearing about breasts running wild and free

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Thanks for that
I now have a mental image of breasts bouncing freely to the tune of Iron Maiden's Running Free.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Surely any mental image of breasts is a good one?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Oh, I'm not complaining about the image
Probably scuppers my chances of getting any work done, but that's a small price to pay.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)
A very small price I'd say.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Alright, that's enough about how small my "price" is

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Wayhay!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
not if it's like the sister on united states of tara where her botched tit job left one nipple pointing to the side
like some sort of horrific lazy nipple
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
they're not running anywhere, they're safely secured beneath my jacket.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)
This is not happy.
Let them out!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)
*Wonders if K leaves her puppies unattended if they'll eat her house*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

h bl
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
hahaha
I was going to say 'carpet' rather than house, but we'd have been in all manner of trouble if i'd have said that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)
don't think I've had anyone talk about my carpet before

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)
It was simply a reference to your puppy being a rug-muncher.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
You're calling my dog a lesbian!
It's true, you know.
She licks everything
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Monster Magnet have released a new album
my mrs has bought it for me as a surprise and I'm going to see them in a few weeks

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
i love me a bit of mm
i listened to powertrip for the first time in aaaages recently. my god that's a good album
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
they are one of my very favourite bands
Once I have seen them I will have seen almost all of my very favourite bands :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)
i still have a couple to tick off
tool (at one of their own gigs) and devin townsend spring to mind...
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I want to see Tool again
they were fucking awesome last time
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
God yes they were!
Wonder how far along with the new album they are...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)
oh and Foo Fighters are playing MK next year.
Can I please have all your opinions of the Foo Fighters because that'll really matter.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)
They're alright.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Tickets on sale tomorrow morning,
which means I'll have to be on time for work.
Supported by Death Cab for a cutie and Jimmy Eat world I think.
edit: and Biffy Clyro
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Cliffy Biro are boring
JEW are awesome but apparently their new album is rubbish. Deathcab are ok, but proper emo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Biffy are really over rated
I don't mind them but I have no idea why they were up for the Mercury
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Only heard a couple of Biffy Clyro songs. They were shit.
Saw Jimmy Eat World supporting Green Day at the MK bowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)
They're alright, wouldn't pay to see them but I've heard they're great live

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)
I crowd surfed to Monkey Wrench in my youth.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Odd
'Best of You' just came on shuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
They're alright
I don't understand why they are as popular as they are, but they are okay.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)
They're kinda inoffensive, middle-of-the-road, but decent musicians
And Dave Grohl seems like an alright chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)
I've grown out of them.
Either that or they've progressively got more shit and repetitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
I love 'em
saw them on their first tour in Paris and their second at Glasto 98. Not seen them since. Probably should, that will give me more opportunity to perve on Dave Grohl
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
too many average songs
they've got some great ones, but too many are dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Well they won't be playing all their bad songs at a big gig will they?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)
I think that a lot of their singles number among the average songs
Learn to fly for example
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Anyone who releases 15 albums a year
is going to have quality control issues. Dave Grohl is a nice chap whose heart is in the right place, but his band are mediocre and extremely patchy: best work: Probot feat LEMMY KILMISTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)
but, but Them Crooked Vultures?
Admittedly it does help that Joss Homme has a voice made of sex
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Them Crooked Vultures are exactly the same as every other band that Josh Homme is in

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)
+ only better

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
and with 100% more sexiness

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Bollocks
If a totally unheard of band issued that album it would sell about 12 copies to the band members mum and dads. THe only reason it got hyped so much is all teh sad music critics wanking over the thought of a former member of led zepplin playing with a former member of nirvana and a guy who made a brilliant second album with his second band followed by a reasonable third album and since then has produced nothing of merit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
well
maybe I would have been one of those 12 people.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Nope it would have been the singers mum and dad
the bass players mum and dad and sister and brother and the drummers mum, stepdad, dad, stepdad, grandma and aunt carol.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)
But, but,
John Paul Jones.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
if you want John Paul Jones
listen to Zeppelin

if you want Josh Homme listen to QOTSA

I've gone off Them Crooked Vultures at a steady rate since they released their album.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)
i disagree
(unless there has been another album I don't know about)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
See above
I saw them at download, I have never seen such a disinterested crowd.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
To be fair though,
At download, everyone was just waiting for the ULTIMATE EXTRAVAGANZA that was AC/DC, so everything else paled in comparison.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
AC/DC played at Leeds a few years ago
I didn't bother going to see them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)
You are a knob, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)
there are some moments of genius on there
interesting time signatures and stuff, but that's not enough to hold my interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)
He’s ginger, and his surname is ‘Homme’. Next please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I was expecting more hate.
More that 1 in 5,000,000 people have heard of them you know?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)
They're awesome
And fantastic live
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
I have the new Iain M Banks
book and I hear it's BRILLIANT!

i had cheese muffins for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Surface Detail

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
ooo, not heard of that one
is it in paperback yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)
only just in hard back
it was half price if you preordered
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)
still too much for me
I don't like buying new books and I strongly dislike hardbacks
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I rarely buy hardbacks
unless they are second hand, cheap at The Works, or Iain Banks

I will give you a review when I've finished, but I won't spoil it or nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
I had a cracking orgasm last night. It was lovely.
Ryebread with quorn ham, cheese and tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
You had orgasm on toast?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
new dildo?
or really good toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)
I think it was because I haven't done it for ages.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Made toast?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
what nice thing can I buy for my mrs?
she's bought me some nice stuff, and I need to return the favour?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Underwear
Of just clothes in general.

Girls like being shopped for.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)
I was thinking possibly an attractive nightie-type thing

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I'd imagine most ladies would like to be bought garmets along the lines you mention.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
dangerous territory
it needs to not insinuate at all that you wished they dressed sexier in the bedroom.

Seriously. I would love Wiggy so much more if he bought me a snuggly comfy nightie knowing I would love it rather than a see through gauze thing that I would freeze in but that he would love.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
If Wiggy does that, then clearly he's gay.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
clearly
anyway, she's got warm snuggly pyjamas and stuff coming out of her ears
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Or get a her a slanket.*
*Only works if you want to be in a sexless, one-sided relationship that involves your other half saying 'can you get me a drink from the kitchen, I've just wrapped myself up nice and warm'

When you get back, she'll have hidden the remote and Sex and the City will be on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)
I want to try and avoid this
I have already had to restrict the amount of time she is allowed to wear those jogging bottom things.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)
You've been wise there.
Very wise.

I'm really not a fan of the 'jogging bottoms' look.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)
they are comfortable
no doubt, but if I get home and change into them after work I feel like I am wasting my life, because you just end up slumped on the sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I'm pleased to say I don't own any jogging bottoms.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I bought some incredibly cheap ones
because other than those I have jeans, shorts or suits.

We have a lodger these days, so I wanted something comfortable I could sling on, rather than walk around in my dressing gown with my nuts hanging out.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Jeans!
Jeans are super comfortable, and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
they are reasonably comfortable
but mine are all really long and flared. Not always suitable. Plus I have to wear a belt with all my jeans now.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
lolthinny

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)
All my jeans are clingy in all the right places
So I can be sexy AND comfy. Wins all round.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Surely that's your right as landlord?
You can also claim 'droit de seigneur' on anyone they bring back.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)
lodger is a girl
her boyfriend is dull as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I only have them for larping in
so they are usually covered up with other bits of kit

oh yeah, and in the gym, but I always hope no one sees me there
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I don't even own any jogging bottoms
I do have some nice yoga pants but they're black and sexy and I only wear them to do yoga so my arse is usually in the air.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
That is just wrong on so many levels.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
says the dogfucker

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

wrong right
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
exactly.
Applebite appreciates my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I not saying she shouldn't.
But should we? Is that allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)
you can appreciate 'lady of your choice' bending over in yoga pants though
I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I compromise
I wrap up in my slanket but I'll only be wearing shorts underneath. I still make him get me stuff though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Stop giving me strikethrough opportunities,
I hate strikethroughs
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I really want to hug you Psychochomp
because you are my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)
*HUGZ*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)
shit, you know about this?
my slanket has skulls on it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I'm smarter than the average dog fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Fucking goth.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
He buys the slutty ones too
but doesn't pretend it's 'for me'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Good boy!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
He wears them then?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
yes. Wiggy wears see through negligees.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)
This does not make me happy

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
nor him
but he puts up with my weird bedroom requests.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I now have
"A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying" looping in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)
he sings that at me
bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I wasn't going to go with something completely see-through, too short and with massive cleavage potential
it would be classy.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Can't go wrong with jimjams.
www.agentprovocateur.com/nightwear/pyjamas/info/desiree-pyjama~black
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)
you can for £245!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)
you'd have to wear them to tescos to get your money's worth out of those

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I hate this so much
people turning up at Tesco in Uggs and pyjamas. Although not really at Tesco anymore since they got banned haha
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
they are pretty sexy though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Silk jammies are lovely to wear as well.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
if you wear them on silk sheets you slide right off though

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)
splat!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
no
for that you need plastic or rubber sheets.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Plastic, maybe
Rubber you'd have to oil up for it to be slippery.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
wee
lab, wee
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I don't think making it slippery with wee would be a very good idea.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)
no sense of adventure

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)
EWWWW
ew ew ew ew ew ew!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)
They are nice.
If a bit pricey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)
You can get cheaper ones.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
That sums me up
'Cheap'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
ocarina

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)
A cracking orgasm, ryebread with quorn ham, cheese and tomato.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)
: D

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Punch her in the fucking tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)
I bet there's women queuing up all round the block
to be punched in the fucking tits by you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
How about you promise her that you'll not be an insufferable cunt for 5 minutes?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)
believe it or not
I'm not an insufferable cunt to my mrs
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

to my mrs
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Well, this is supposed to be a nice thread...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Blatant mandering!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
INTERNET LIES!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Some of the stuff he says to her
Would make Mel Gibson say "steady on mate".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Arse.
Sorry, I know this is supposed to be a happy thread, but some bugger has just outbid me at the last second on an eBay auction to the tune of £0.72.

I wasn't particularly bothered about the item in question, it's mostly just the principle, damn it!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
think of the money you've saved
then buy a nice coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)
For 72p??

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)
that's what he got outbid by
not how much he didn't spend
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Depends on how you read it
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

pedant wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
£40 worth of coffee?
I was hoping to sleep at some point tonight...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)
i thought you were in London
also, you can send me one. Need coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Totally sniped
I hate it when that happens. Happened to me on a car once. I was NOT IMPRESSED.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I'm having a rock and roll weekend
and going to the mother in laws on Saturday then a 3 year olds Halloween party on Sunday. I'm sure there will be sammiches though, so its not all bad. I will also be making pumpkin pie, courtesy of the lovely berk's recipe and making some chilli/salt pumpkin seeds to nom at work
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)
pulling the innards out of pumpkins is one of the worst things I have had to do
it feels like pulling soggy hair out of the drain.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Agreed
But the seeds are nice once you have fished them out
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)
dry them out and hamsters love them

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
I love them!
Roasted with some sugar, chilli and salt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)
that's just weird

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Try it - lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)
see also gerbils and rattus rattus.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)
cleaning drains has no place on the happy thread

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Use a spoon you banana!
You don't have to do it with your hands...
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)
I used latex gloves last year and tried not to boke

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)
The ice-cream scoop is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)
He may be your friend but then you sit in pubs on your own.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
o snap!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Have you fallen off your bike?
You've been horrible to me today.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Treat them mean and keep them keen.
That's my motto.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
*Narrows eyes*
Well it's not working.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)
That's because I haven't been doing it long enough yet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
It'll have the opposite effect.
You'll be sitting in a pub by yourself EATING LUNCH ALONE if it continues.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Good! I might get chatted up by a nice man.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
use a turnip instead
not a turnip to empty a pumpkin out, you understand. Just, you know, replace the pumpkin with a turnip. It's what us northerners used to do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)
You aren't going to get a good turnip pie
out of the filling though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
pumpkin pie isn't nice, though
turnip and mash is
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Seasoned mashed turnip
made into burger shapes and fried in butter is awesome!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Hmmmm
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Two years ago my housemate and I were too late buying pumpkins
So a melon and a pineapple were bought.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)
We bought a squash last year
and a baby pumpkni. It was cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
pumpkini!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
I want to try and use a turnip to hollow out the pumpkin now.
In Soviet Russia...
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Pumpkin carves you!
Edit: I really want to carve a pumpkin now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/28911253906
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Alt: I had bacon and couscous salad

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Quadruple decker fatwich
Because I'm a greedy cunt.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Is this something you bought?
Or is there a recipe lurking out there somewhere?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
What's in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)
WOOO 300!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

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