Each to their own matey.
Black Books?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

no
where bacon is concerned it is not "each to their own"

she is wrong. she must be punished. I recommend a thorough spanking.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

i do have a spanking paddle somewhere
it was a hen party thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I'm sure it was

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)

i don't do spanking particularly
nothing to do with the ass, apart from looking at a fine male one in good jeans, or clutching onto it mid-bonk, is sexy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Having your ass grabbed mid shag is indeed very nice

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

The odd strike when in the appropriate position
and if delivered properly can be quite effective.

Not really spanking though if it's just once.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Yes
Best time is after sex, accompanied by saying "Put the kettle on, love".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

don't drink tea or coffee
and I would do it while saying "skin up" but my mrs can't skin up :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Hmm...
"Fetch me a croissant, love"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

she did while we were off work last week :-D

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

is great, nearly finished the first disc (well, the second)
i only got your note when i opened the dvd box the other night, did you actually bother to cut it into that shape, i was very impressed!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

My package is always full of surprises etc.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

well i thought it was very sweet
you will need to let me have the address to send it back to in a couple of weeks, make sure it is somewhere someone can sign for it, as i have a "thank you" thing to slip in there.

i mean the dvd, not the note. that is under my pillow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I've completely failed to send you disc one this week
despite it having been in my bag. I'll try tomorrow, then once you've watched it all just gaz me and I'll give you my address.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

excellent
you star
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)