You should get her to post on here telling everyone her old man has just died.
I'm sure 'wildly inappropriate' could have been managed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's a fine line between wildly inappropriate
and just wrong. I suspect here would be on a particular side of that line.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:29, Reply)

I'll keep that in mind, should I ever need to comfort anyone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:33, Reply)

I should be in bed
I have to be in work tomorrow. Friday is hot sandwich day and its important they know I've given it a lot of thought and I'm switching from sausage and egg to black pudding and egg.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:41, Reply)

Mushrooms?
It's important to me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:42, Reply)

I could
it depends how hungry I am when I order it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:51, Reply)

What not add some bacon to that hot sandwich?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:45, Reply)

bacon is for chavs
no right-thinking person views bacon as anything but a necessary evil to a hot sandwich.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:50, Reply)

and on that bombshell
g'nite.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:52, Reply)

night.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:52, Reply)

But egg and blood is fine?
Behave. You need to add either sausage or bacon to make it a PROPER sarnie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:52, Reply)

I predict horrendous mid-afternoon guffs.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:48, Reply)