Fuck you
I love my cats. They're better than most people.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

no.
no they aren't.

at least not for any conventional sense of the word "better"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)

They're better to hug, better to stroke,
smell nicer, and cost less to feed.

What's not better about that?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

people who love their cats more than people
are massively lame. I agree that a lot of people suck, but if you're one of those people who has pictures of their cats at work and talks about them all the time, you are one of the people who suck.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

None of those things
are criteria upon which you should be assessing people, unless you are very disturbing.

So not in any sense better. Different.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)