This isn't a very good question.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Agreed. How are you with explosives? I may need some help with a DHL depot.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

My father is excellent with explosives.
I am pretty good with couriers - what's the problem.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Too boring to post. I just need help with making DHL go up in smoke.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

maybe that's what they thought about your package
and that's why you don't have it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with my package thank you.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Tell that to your new mates down 'Transformations'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

It's too big for them to cope with.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I can pick locks
I've always wanted to strangle someone too :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

You're hired.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Good-o
If they're anywhere near as incompetent as HDNL, who managed to a lose a box from our office on the way to their van, then I'd love to lend a hand.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

This lot have shut their depot due to a suspicious package. You'd think they'd know how to deal with a package eh?
And they have closed their call centre ffs.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Makes you think though doesn't it
makes you think of the lyrics to Space oddity
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

*snigger*

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)