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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm not a piss head .
I just like to relax with a glass of wine or 4 a few times a week.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I'm still thinking about the theme park.
You can save a fortune as you won't need car parking!

Blousie is a pisshead
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)
Fucking great idea.
You could have booze-genre rides; Cider Hangover Hell, The Shaking Hand etc.

Dare you ride The Hair of the Dog ?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)
Make sure all the shops and things have moving walls and the floors spin too.
All you need in terms of catering is curry and kebabs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)
Imagine the bogs though
:(
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)
I like the idea of signs that say "Unless you consume at least 80 units a week this ride is not suitable for you"
Btw - are you feeling better?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:31, Reply)
No, I'm still ill.
I've not drunk or smoked in days.

On the ride theme, how about a sign that says 'you must drink this short in order to use this ride'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)
I have decided there should be a morning-only catering service of bacon sandwiches, neurofen and mineral water
which is only eligible to those with measurable liver damage
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)
I like that.
Also, there needs to be a 'fighting zone' where you can just start on the staff and they have to take it!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)
Damn right.
The words to signal the first round should be "chilli sauce my friend?"

Cunts. I chose who my friends are and it certainly isn't Stavros.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)
We also need a 'you're my best friend you are'
For the emotional luvvies!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)
this is the best idea so far.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

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