You've got to do something about this berk.
You really have to. Time to put all your eggs in one big, unfertilised basket as it was.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I know, I know. I really do know
but in my defence, I did nothing I could even conceivably be ashamed of or guilty about this evening.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Yes you have.
You've pined for hot-bloke on here all week.

You've got to make a decision and stick with it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

If cheating was merely a cerebral thing
all men, everywhere, would be fucked, right? All that porn and wanking and imaginary stuff. I have done nothing physical and thus it can be argued that I am entirely innocent.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

But you have genuine feelings for hot-bloke
And you've acted on those feelings by making contact and engineering a meeting.

Are you revealing to me now that women don't wank?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

If you feel guilty, you're guilty
Simple as
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

How do you think the boyfriend would feel if he found out though?
Hurt is my guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

As I said
I have done nothing I should feel guilty about this evening.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

You've taken drugs.
Drugs are bad.

Feel guilty about that!

What else are you doing this weekend berk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Nowt
I'm rock n roll, me.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

berk the free spirit.
You've gotta do something, it'll be a waste of a weekend otherwise.

Pub?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)