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I'm going to the OffyTo get a bottle of whisky. Can I get anyone anything?
What are you doing this evening and are you enjoying it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:02,
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I'm going to have a cheeky smoke or twoI doubt you can get that from the offy. And yes, I have thus far very much enjoyed my evening.
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student fags(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:09,
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What a proper jobso I can go on B3ta all day? I will be giving the gift of knowledge to the children.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:23,
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What knowledge?How to roll a 3 skinner?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:35,
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Getting stoned, drinking rio and vodkawatching sleepy hollow.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:09,
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Do you want my old onE?It's just getting in the way here.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:11,
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Oh, I own a tvI just do not own the corresponding license, so I can't watch any television. I own a lot of dvds though.
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I might lob it out the window to see what the fuss is about.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:16,
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nah, I'm good, had too much last nightI waaaaas going to go get a couple of gift certificates for a couple of friends to a tattoo parlour but it turns out the place doesn't do hands so now I'm fucked and don't know what to get them.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:10,
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two butt plugyou do the math!!!!! (CRAP YANK ACCENT)
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:13,
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I'm not a fucking yank!!!!!!one!!!eleventy11!!!!!!(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:27,
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a mother fucking rebel*disclaimer: I just don't like being called a yank, since I don't live in the north
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:35,
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Looking forward to the weekend now?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:42,
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all week long! today I'm mostly looking forward to sleeeeeeep.so, you're sick, does that mean no halloween plans?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:45,
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Halloween is bent.It an excuse for urban terrorist to go round demanding stuff with menaces.*
*Well it is if you live in a skin-estate. I don't.
I just give cigarettes to small children when they come begging and when their parents complain, I tell them they shouldn't send their kids out on the beg.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:52,
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I thought you were joking when you said this earlier(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:57,
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Nope. Done it for a few years.I've had some fantastic arguments with people.
I love a argument now and again!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:59,
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I almost had a fight with one concerned parent.I didn't help things when he came knocking at the door and I immediately offered him a box of matches.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:42,
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You liked me anyway.:)
I had an argument with some neighbours years ago because they had no control over their kids, they'd be screaming and running about their garden at 7 in the morning on weekends, being something on a night owl, I do like my weekend sleep, but when that stopped because of these kids I started playing music at silly o'clock, only about 30 seconds worth of music, then turn it off again. Just enough to wake up the kids.
Before too long it was win win, the kids were shattered so didn't get up until about 9 and the neighbours agreed with me that if they didn't keep their kids under control that early in the morning, it wasn't unresonable for me to wake them up in the night with tunes!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:53,
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I have plenty of wine.I could do with one of Berks lovely brownies though.
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girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:10,
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I am having a rare 'special' cigarettemy brownie/cake needs are being met by breakfast cereal and custard. I really quite desperately need to go food shopping..
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Why not just say dopeOr ganja, dagga, grass,weed etc. Rather than 'special'?
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zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:33,
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I thought you'd be on a natural high this evening!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:33,
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Good for you.How large a joint have you rolled? And is it 100% green you're smoking?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:37,
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I can't smoke like that, it breaks my brain.Just a dash in some tobacco, if you please.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:40,
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Lordy noI'd chuck a whitey, and where's the fun in that? It's a one skinner, because I can't roll to save my life, and it's a mere sprinkling over baccy.
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Well if you get really stonedYou might decide it's a good idea to call hot-bloke and tell him you love him.
(Does hot-bloke know about the boyfriend yet?)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:42,
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You've got to do something about this berk.You really have to. Time to put all your eggs in one big, unfertilised basket as it was.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:46,
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I know, I know. I really do knowbut in my defence, I did nothing I could even conceivably be ashamed of or guilty about this evening.
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Yes you have.You've pined for hot-bloke on here all week.
You've got to make a decision and stick with it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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If cheating was merely a cerebral thingall men, everywhere, would be fucked, right? All that porn and wanking and imaginary stuff. I have done nothing physical and thus it can be argued that I am entirely innocent.
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But you have genuine feelings for hot-blokeAnd you've acted on those feelings by making contact and engineering a meeting.
Are you revealing to me now that women don't wank?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:58,
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How do you think the boyfriend would feel if he found out though?Hurt is my guess.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:01,
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As I saidI have done nothing I should feel guilty about this evening.
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You've taken drugs.Drugs are bad.
Feel guilty about that!
What else are you doing this weekend berk?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:08,
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berk the free spirit.You've gotta do something, it'll be a waste of a weekend otherwise.
Pub?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:26,
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Gingingingingingin please.I'm doing a bit of sewing and watching Taxi Driver.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:24,
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Sewing sequins to a ribbon for tomorrow's party(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:25,
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Is it a party for 1970s dart players?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:38,
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Good movie.I've watched The Hangover, now I'm torn between The Kite Runner, The Good The Bad and The Weird, Dr Strangelove and Gran Torino.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:27,
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Dr Strangelove.Love that movie. Not seen it in a while.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:28,
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Never seen it, it's been on my library drive for a couple of years.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:28,
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DO IT it's good.I do enjoy a bit of Peter Sellers
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:29,
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I have never seen any of these/no help
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:44,
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oooh I've been crochetingfor expensive yarn, it's pretty crappy in places
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:38,
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If I told you that I'd have to kill you after.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:25,
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i would like some kitchen roll to mop up the inevitable puke I am going to issue at some pointI have to go and pretend to be interested in my gf's life now...
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You were going to propose in the last thread.Make your mind up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:34,
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He's an autism, facebook confirmed it.He's probably got a haribo ring stuffed in a kinder egg toy container and is gonna propose to the dishwasher.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:36,
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You laughed because it was funny.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:40,
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*Pistol fingers* pew pew pew
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:43,
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You should be proud Bob.I think it's the funniest thing you've ever posted on here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:46,
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I will check later.I write them all down so if I have a "darth" day I can read them and feel all Vipros levels of smug/happy.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:48,
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Where it's wall to wall abuse. He seems to have taken back the wanker tag from meand is getting nailed.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:52,
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Has he taken it, or have you loaned him it?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:55,
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I'm not having it back.I am the new tough Bobby, with added steel and cowboy skills.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:02,
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this is probably the most heartbreaking post I've ever seen in my life(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:41,
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Him saying that means 400 puppies have been drowned.It's the way life works.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:47,
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quite fancy some cake and custardthey do that at offys right?
I have watched some telly on the computer, it was all right. What is good on at the moment?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:36,
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What sort of thing do you like?I thought the first series of The Inbetweeners was funny.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:39,
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i have never seen itbut people at work go on about it - is it on iplayer/4OD?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:41,
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Yeah should be. The first twoanyway. The third season was gash. If you want something to get your teeth into there's always The Wire.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:44,
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oh I liked the sound of thatbut that's more of a 'get on DVD' thing and I don't have a DVD player
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:45,
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Go with the first series of the Inbetweeners.Then, when I call you a BUS WANKER you'll smile, rather than being offended.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:48,
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Fwend?internet fwend? special fwend?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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Promise me you will watch it at some point.It truly is mind blowing.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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OK, will dojust, you know, when I get round to affording a DVD drive on this computer (or a new computer)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:51,
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I think you can get them for about 15 quid in asda. So don't eat one weekend?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:53,
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a dvd drive or dvd player, because I don't have a TV toattach a dvd player to
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:09,
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Where do you live? do you want my old telly?otherwise I will lob it out of the window.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:14,
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lob it out the window! It'll be rock and rollnah, I just didn't really want a telly when I moved, so I never got one, cheers though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:17,
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I want this fucking thing gone. It's gonna have to go flying.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:18,
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It will be done.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:59,
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Have you watched Atom on BBC Four?www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b007vbql/Atom_The_Key_to_the_Cosmos/
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:42,
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ooh, noI saw the book, although I didn't read that either
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:43,
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It's pretty good.Three parts in total, I think that's the second.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:45,
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See also The Secret Life of Chaosalthough I can't find it on iPlayer.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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oooI like that kind of thing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:52,
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If I had any kind of memory I'd be quite smart.Well, the kind of smart you get from documentaries and layman's science books.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:53,
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I wish I was clever.I'd have been an astrophyisist. Fuck! can't even spell it.
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girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:06,
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I like Jim Al KhaliliHe's a better presenter than that fellow from d-ream.
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I've had a zombie film ready to stick in the DVD player for 2 weeks now and still I've not watched it.what the fuck is wrong with me?
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girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:43,
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Which one?Do it sunday for proper frillz innit.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:44,
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what is it??I watched Zombie Strippers on sunday. I elle em eh owed.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:44,
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Why is the world obsessed with zombies?I don't care for them massively.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:49,
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Because they are the perfect kind of scaryFreaky enough to shit you up, not too powerful like vampires and if it's the classic slow moving zombie you can fuck em up yo!!!!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:51,
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Yeah but if it's the modern turbo zombie you get your insides ripped out and eaten.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:56,
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Agreedbut I like to think my mad ninja skills* would serve me well
*blind fat man haymakers.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:58,
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Man I am totally flirting with Welsh uni girls on facebook right now.Friday night pathetic loser ftw.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:59,
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Bristol tonight.Staying in Wales tomorrow, Sunday, MOnday then back to Bristol.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:05,
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What a International Jet-Set life you lead.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:07,
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I am Donald Trumpai-have no hair.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:14,
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Is that why you wear the wrestling mask?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:15,
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actually I have very long brown and grey curly hair and a big thick gunslinger moustache beard.I look like a dangerous mario
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:16,
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you need to watch zombie strippersI'm not into the b movies or whatever they're called but that shit was funny
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:53,
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It has been a while hasn't it Blousie?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:02,
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For you to have started 'liking' the undead.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:06,
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It's my turn today!and I'm poorly.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:14,
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Sorry Blousie.Can we call a truce?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:24,
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One for incident:www.fastgames.com/qrossfire.html
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:12,
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ok, this one's an addictive oneit's a little like that popcap one with the creepy furry things
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:30,
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I'm still playing it.I'm enjoying it though!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:41,
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I kept turning my head sideways.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:45,
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had a few drinksWould have a few more, every single person in the room is part of a couple
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:44,
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that was me last new year's eve :(The people were all really good mates of mine, but it was still a little weird
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:45,
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I tend to swerve NYE where possible.I'd rather stay in with a bottle of gin and get weepy at what a failure my life has become.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:01,
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We could have a Skype self-harming session!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:06,
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weirdi've just changed my pic on here because the previous one was about 3 years old and was getting kind of misleading, what with all the wrinkles and grey hairs... anyway, i have only ever used photobucket once previously, when i was assisted in putting the first picture on here. so howcome it has over 800 visits... who would bother looking at one picture on photobucket 800 times, ffs?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:07,
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Sweaty qotwers.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:10,
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but the picwas RIGHT HERE.
even if anyone were that sweaty-handed, which i doubt is possible, frankly!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:14,
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I assume photobucket is counting the number of times it's been viewed on your profile.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:16,
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yeahbut as i literally only have 1 pic, and have never emailed about it, how would anyone know it was there to view it? weird.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:19,
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hahahaYou've got green eyes.
YOU MONSTER!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:18,
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wellthat is the most obscure insult i've ever had.
actually it isn't, i swore they were brown for years after being called a witch in front of the whole class by the teacher at halloween in primary school.
but what's wrong with that?? :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:20,
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It implies jealousy.I don't mean anything by it. So don't worry.
I've got brown/hazel eyes. Feel free to mock them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:21,
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i don't need to botheryou do a good enough job of that all by yourself
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:22,
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no, you're just a shit and dull person and i hate youor whatever it is that kitty says!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:36,
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I am pretty dull.I wouldn't argue with that.
And, I am quite selfish, so yes, I'm a bit of a shit.
I understand why you hate me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:39,
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I didn't realise we disagreed on anything?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:44,
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there's not a huge amount of accord!you'll see sense one day
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:55,
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Okay.Blousie has rubbish eyes.
(Have I missed the point again?)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:34,
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Well I don't, but why should that stop me?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:40,
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i think 2 is enough tathis is like monkeys using stones as tools, i've never uploaded anything by myself before
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:36,
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in the context of tits3 is freakish
4 means your bra is too small
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:39,
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AaaahThe infamous Muffin Top Tit.
There is a girl in my work who some of these. She must have put on some beef in the last few years, but has steadfastly refused to buy any new bra's. Her boobs have a cleavage of their own.
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it is never ever a good lookjust because you were a 34B when you were 14. things change. get with the 42E programme.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:47,
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I have a fascination about releasing themor buying her a bra that fits
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go for the first optioncheaper and more comedy potential
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:50,
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If i released themI would feel compelled to give them a cheeky sook.
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well i wasn't sureif the first one was a real thing or not.
sucking i understand, however.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:22,
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I suppose it's a Scottish thingOh, i felt compelled to photoshop one of your pics, wanna see?
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fuckcan you gaz/email it??? i can't resist the urge but i am not sure i want anyone else on the planet to see it.
also i've never been 'shopped before (that i know of). you're my first time. so be gentle.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:27,
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put it back put it backi have a real phobia of amputation, argh!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:29,
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urghAND it makes my horrid bulgy calf muscle look even more henry viii-esque without the other one to squash against it and hide it, you utter git!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:32,
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it isthey both are. they just look worse when they can't hide behind each other.
even thick granny stockings hoicked up over fuck-me boots couldn't cure them.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:43,
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Oh dearDon't start with the dirty talk.
However, there's only one way to find out I suppose
*awaits update*
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my current bedsocksare fluffy grey and pink argyll diamonds. does that make you horny, baby?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:50,
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Sexiness is incredibly subjectivePigtails, red lipstick, high heels and stockings are all traditional items that promote sexual arousal. However, anything, can potentially turn a man on, but i'm sure you already know that!
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well yeahthe wind can change direction and you're fighting a semi.
girls are just the same. although i think it's easier to turn girls off for no reason too. you can be doing something amazing that meant you had to peel me off the ceiling only the day before and yet because you are 1mm to the left or 2mm too far down or for no reason at all, i am looking at the same ceiling thinking "god my calves look muscular wrapped around his neck."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:05,
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Surely the muscular appearance would be due to the gripping?Perhaps you really do need to look into the sexeh granny stockings...the ones with the pretty bows at the top :)
So, where does the challenge come in to it for ladies, if all you need to do is apply some lipstick and run your finger up your thigh......job done.
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the challengeis in making him do it again and not hare off after your thinner blonder mate.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:19,
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Surely if you've got to stop that from happeningthen the guy was a dick to begin with and you're better off without them, regardless of prowess or technique.
So what would you say are the sexeh things a bloke does, conciously or otherwise? Tidy up, make dinner, saw wood, build an Ikea wardrobe, change a tyre, be paternal, win at sports, look thoughtfully into the distance, shower you with gifts or fuck till you speak in tongues?
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he can start by moving down to the bottom and the left of the screensee you there
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:28,
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so i got distracted putting shit on facebookstill on sofa
still in t-shirt
still not made it to cheshire
still not made it to engagement party
still not even made it to freezer for vodkas
still achieved fuck-all else
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:52,
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I've launched a hedgehog into space this evening.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:57,
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I'm so fucking highI swear he is sat one moon over listening to some bullshit.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:00,
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www.fastgames.com/hedgehoglaunch2.html
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:11,
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He volunteered!(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:13,
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that's what all perpetrators of domestic violence say, noelall of them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:14,
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i have shitloadsbut i now need to leave here at 6am, so getting shitfaced is not the best plan...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:02,
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You might as well have a couple, just to mark the end of the working week.But if you're got a early drive, I agree, don't have too much. Otherwise you'll be like Bob.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:06,
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i have been drunkabout 4 nights so far this week, my liver is screaming NO MOAR VODKA so i am on the dc!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:08,
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Do for you!You've got tomorrow to get spannered.
So is Facebook all in order now?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:10,
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wellit took me about 2 hours. i could only make it upload 5 pics at a time. is that me or is that normal??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:13,
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Uploading tipYou can select multiple photos in the dialogue by holding the 'ctrl' key down while clicking on the photos.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:14,
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oh now you tell mewhere were you when your country needed you, eh?
meanwhile........... not that i am friends with him on facebook (you need friends to be on facebook). but just realised i posted an old pic of me and my famous ex. is it fair to tag him as "bedshitter" ?!?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:18,
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God knows.I've got a Facebook account, but I never use it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:15,
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this is your excuse for not being friends with me on there, right?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:18,
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Why? Have you sent me a friend request?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:21,
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noi did a search for jeffthedogfucker, but...
ha i am so smug, i have managed to get two pics on my profile now.
i am the new computer master.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:35,
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Wow.Two WHOLE pictures.
I'll bet Bill Gates is shitting himself with a genuis like that on the Internet.*
*Slight sarcasm alert
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:41,
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if i hold my chips out a bit nearercould you piss on them some more? ta.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:43,
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hahahahahaTHE. BEST. LINE. ever.
Don't do that, I might end up getting a bit of piss on your hands, and I don't think you'd appreciate that. Not one bit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:46,
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see i can be mildly wittyas well as a dreadful beaker!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:46,
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You are often very witty.(But if I say anything else, you'll think I'm taking the piss).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:51,
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why thank you!!!they are about as good as it gets, nice and blurry, which is what we like...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:50,
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so you were saying...Surely if you've got to stop that from happening
then the guy was a dick to begin with and you're better off without them, regardless of prowess or technique.
So what would you say are the sexeh things a bloke does, conciously or otherwise? Tidy up, make dinner, saw wood, build an Ikea wardrobe, change a tyre, be paternal, win at sports, look thoughtfully into the distance, shower you with gifts or fuck till you speak in tongues?
erm, yeah, pretty accurate. you forgot the main one though. make me laugh. a lot. that outweighs most of the others. except the tongue fucking. also very important.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:29,
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TrueHumour is very important, but surely in the end familiarity breeds contempt, and what made you laugh in the beginning, ends up sending you into a spit flecked rage?
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sometimeshopefully though shared humour keeps you both interested and sane and turned on and fresh when you've already seen his cock 1000 times before.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:35,
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Yes, but a cock is a cock....surely?After all, the vast majority of sexual arousal is in the mind.
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"tongue fucking":)
That sort of fun can lead to cramps...i have small tongue weights I use to combat this.
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that's a specialised market for surenow.... how can i say i am off to bed on that note without sounding dodgy???
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:44,
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I'm afraid you can'tSweet dreams or wet dreams?
I'm gonna finish this wine, it is my birthday after all!
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