I'll trade you a rabbit-rape shiny for two blood-drenched psycho bunnys

(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Once there was a rabbit who liked to frequent a local bar. He liked to order toast.

Some days he'd order wheat toast, some days he'd order white toast, some days he'd order rye toast. One day, the rabbit came into the bar in the form of a ghost.

He was dead.

The bartender looked at the rabbit and said, "HOW DID YOU DIE!?!" The rabbit replied, "Mixin My Toasties."
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

God, that's awful
Did you hear about the incontinent tortoise?

He pissed his shell

(probably best said in a Scottish accent)
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

hahaha
A lorry load of tortoises crashed into a bus load of terrapins...

It was a turtle disaster.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)

i know a very very long joke about rabbits
but it'll have to wait until the bash, it's better told than read
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

is it about the rabbit asking a shopkeeper for something?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)

Evening TGB
Got all your packing done?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:48, Reply)

hahahaha
Haven't even started
Edit: finishing Ben Collins' autobiography where he says when schuey came on he refused to drive the reasonably priced car so real stig had to pretend to be schuey pretending to be the stig. More proof schuey is a total arse
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:49, Reply)

Oooh.
That's gossip.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:17, Reply)

no it's about 3 rabbits who live on a island

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)