Come on now
You're being over sensitive.

It's not that bad
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it is
they both are. they just look worse when they can't hide behind each other.

even thick granny stockings hoicked up over fuck-me boots couldn't cure them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:43, Reply)

Oh dear
Don't start with the dirty talk.

However, there's only one way to find out I suppose


*awaits update*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:46, Reply)

my current bedsocks
are fluffy grey and pink argyll diamonds. does that make you horny, baby?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:50, Reply)

Sexiness is incredibly subjective
Pigtails, red lipstick, high heels and stockings are all traditional items that promote sexual arousal. However, anything, can potentially turn a man on, but i'm sure you already know that!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:03, Reply)

well yeah
the wind can change direction and you're fighting a semi.

girls are just the same. although i think it's easier to turn girls off for no reason too. you can be doing something amazing that meant you had to peel me off the ceiling only the day before and yet because you are 1mm to the left or 2mm too far down or for no reason at all, i am looking at the same ceiling thinking "god my calves look muscular wrapped around his neck."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:05, Reply)

Surely the muscular appearance would be due to the gripping?
Perhaps you really do need to look into the sexeh granny stockings...the ones with the pretty bows at the top :)

So, where does the challenge come in to it for ladies, if all you need to do is apply some lipstick and run your finger up your thigh......job done.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:15, Reply)

the challenge
is in making him do it again and not hare off after your thinner blonder mate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:19, Reply)

Surely if you've got to stop that from happening
then the guy was a dick to begin with and you're better off without them, regardless of prowess or technique.

So what would you say are the sexeh things a bloke does, conciously or otherwise? Tidy up, make dinner, saw wood, build an Ikea wardrobe, change a tyre, be paternal, win at sports, look thoughtfully into the distance, shower you with gifts or fuck till you speak in tongues?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:27, Reply)

he can start by moving down to the bottom and the left of the screen
see you there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:28, Reply)