so you were saying...
Surely if you've got to stop that from happening
then the guy was a dick to begin with and you're better off without them, regardless of prowess or technique.

So what would you say are the sexeh things a bloke does, conciously or otherwise? Tidy up, make dinner, saw wood, build an Ikea wardrobe, change a tyre, be paternal, win at sports, look thoughtfully into the distance, shower you with gifts or fuck till you speak in tongues?


erm, yeah, pretty accurate. you forgot the main one though. make me laugh. a lot. that outweighs most of the others. except the tongue fucking. also very important.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

True
Humour is very important, but surely in the end familiarity breeds contempt, and what made you laugh in the beginning, ends up sending you into a spit flecked rage?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:33, Reply)

sometimes
hopefully though shared humour keeps you both interested and sane and turned on and fresh when you've already seen his cock 1000 times before.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:35, Reply)

Yes, but a cock is a cock....surely?
After all, the vast majority of sexual arousal is in the mind.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:38, Reply)

nope
they are all very different!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:45, Reply)

"tongue fucking"
:)

That sort of fun can lead to cramps...i have small tongue weights I use to combat this.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:37, Reply)

that's a specialised market for sure
now.... how can i say i am off to bed on that note without sounding dodgy???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:44, Reply)

I'm afraid you can't
Sweet dreams or wet dreams?

I'm gonna finish this wine, it is my birthday after all!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:47, Reply)