excellent. Childbirth and periods are nothing compared to man flu.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Absolutely.
If a bloke had to give birth, he'd be right as rain within an hour, maybe take a couple of Neurofen but there would be none of the 'ooh give me gas and air' bollocks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Why don't you try passing something the size of a small football through your nose and then tell me how it feels.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Yawn. Tired argument is tired.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

*blows raspberry*

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Next you'll be telling me the menopause exists.
Hot flushes. Pfft.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

You'll be getting hot flushes when your missus slams your face against the gas ring if you give her any of that macho crap.
Oh yeah! *nods sagely*
( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I'll bet Monty could.
The amount of shit hes had up his nose!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Sure he would
Let's see you shit a grapefruit and hear what you have to say then...
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

haha best wince i got was from
You remember the old tests where they stuck a little closed umbrella up your japseye then opened it? Now imagine them shoving a cocktail umbrella up there...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Someone has to push it up there first
Quick - to Redtube!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)