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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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really sodding glad I'm journeying back from Scotchland by train
Sorry but that is very funny. Mooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
yeah well, not as funny as you fisting yourself
so off you go........
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
not in front of my pay-per-view webcam yet
I don't lube up to the wrist for less than two thousand daaahling
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
as if
any of us believe your gaping cavern and tiny fairy fingers require lube
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
aha
that's why I have to use a prosthetic stunt anus
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
my my
a treat for the eyes and the mind
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
the internet is a disturbing place
Tread lightly all ye who enter. Pun intended.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
as a very general rule
if you have to explain your joke, it wasn't funny. if you have to say "i am witty", you aren't funny.

can we agree on this?

then maybe i will admit that you made the corner of my mouth turn up half a millimetre with that one.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)
If you have to explain it, it's not funny.
Is the second rule of comedy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)
the exception to the general rule
is that your audience is composed of retarded fuckwits
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Timing
Yes, I gladly concede to your comedic lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)
good stuff
10/10 on the folding like a cheap t-shirt, would bully again
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)
I like cheap t-shirts
I get ready for bed every night like Hulk Hogan
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
having seen bash pics
the only resemblance i can see is a hint of green skin. is that what you meant?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
By climbing onto the nightstand
and leaping onto the unconscious muscle mary lying prone on the bed?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
You're close
I put on a bandana and convince myself that I'm not actually completely bald.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
this is even more disturbing
than the plastic arse
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Swipey should have told the mad cow to
Mooooo-ve.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
enough of this bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
I'm gonna 'milk it' for all it's worth.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
pull the udder one

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
... It's got bells on.
Why do cows wear bells?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
For cow herding purposes?

(berk, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)
No!
It's because their horns don't work, silly.

But you knew that, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
urgh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
What's with the urgh?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)
shit joke is shit!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Shit joke is shit!
shit COW PAT.

I know that isn't funny in the slightest
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

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