Let me introduce and try to sediuce while you sat all recluse with your trousers all loose.
Name's P.Pop's and I'm the under dog who ends up pulling that girl you wanna snog.
I just do my thing, so surreen, chilled out with no need to shout 'cus I got the clout to not get tickets from a tout.
Just hanging about, always ready just like a scout, dib-dib dob-dob, what was mogley* waffalin' 'bout?
Although I'm makin' cash I act all brass 'cus a man will take ya' down if you flash 'round the pound like you're a don.
You ain't no don, a don is the head of a firm or family, you're a mug not a trooper, the rest say you're a fuckin' looser and they'll use ya'.
Use ya' to do time, you reckon you'd be out by a quater to nine, that's right, in five to six years time, was it really worth knickin' that bag full of dimes?
You'll walk it 'cus you're the big ting but the ting you don't know is when you're welcome to hell with bare man threatenin' sexual acts ya' don't even know.
So think twice when you wanna test the man with the big chest 'cus you'll end up under arrest and no man is buying it was self defence.
You'll be the next man's abigel, so pray and tell, sitting in a cell, wondering how you end up in hell.
Laying down tracks like it's a matter of fact when you lay down a rap and some guy is threatenin' to push in your crap, you made this trap and now you'll end up with the clap.

* I'm pretty sure scout leaders name themselves after jungle book people.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 7:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This is quite simply magnificent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:19, Reply)