I really want Noah's ark to be true
I love that story. Even though the lions would have eaten the chickens.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nah, Noah was amazing at logic puzzles
You come up to him with that lettuce-rabbit-wolf-boat scenario and he'll punch you in the face for wasting his time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)

he could probably complete Professor Layton in twenty minutes
as it stands I've had to put it in a box until the anger subsided.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I do that with my daughter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Hehehe
I read there's an upcoming crossover game of Professor Layton and Phoenix Wright!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

OH MY GOD
OBJECTION!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

there's a book called The History of the World in 10 and a half chapters (or something)
which is mostly shit from what I remember but one of the stories in it is about Noah's Ark from the point of view of a stowaway. It goes on about how Noah was a drunk who had a liking for the taste of things like griffin and dragon, which explains why there aren't any of those left. He also deliberately lost one of the other arks because his son who was in charge of it was annoying him or something.

At the end of the story it turns out the stowaway narrator is a woodworm.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)