It's early morning, I'm tired,
The boards have been reset to zero, and the mountain has to be climbed again.

Anybody else having a faintly depressing start to the day?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 7:57, 173 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've had a thoroughly nerve racking start to the day.
I have a million and one people to talk to with regards to switching courses and university, I am absolutely shitting myself.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:04, Reply)

Details plz
Although if it's switching from american studies to media studies I'll be very disappointed
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:22, Reply)

I want to do Business and Advertising Management at either Leeds or Bournemouth
As the course I'm on now is pony, it's my own fault for choosing a university solely on it's location.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:50, Reply)

I ended up leaving my degree in Business Studies after two years (got a HND)
and going to English and Cultural Studies. It was a good decision.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:08, Reply)

The IPA exams are more important for a career in advertising. A good agency hiring you as a grad' should pay for you to these though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Isn't everywhere oversubscribed this year?
You may have to rely on some n00b flouncing from the course because mummywummy isn't around to wipe their nose.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Yep, I'd have to go home til next September.
Which I'm fine with. Would quite like living with my old man in Blackheath and could do with working to save some moolahs for when I go back.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

It's early morning, I'm less tired than of late
I have a week's worth of emails to plough through, factory trials to rearrange, a diary to fill and end-of-month figures to sort out. On the plus side, I have cumberland chipolatas, thick-cut dry-cure bacon and free-range eggs to look forward to.
Life could be worse.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:09, Reply)

Yup.
I had a lovely weekend doing all kinds of enjoyable things, but the week/lifetime of unpleasant drudgery staring me in the face today is all the more evident for the contrast.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:15, Reply)

Wow, you can even moan about good things.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:53, Reply)

I have a special talent for it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Yes
I have a shit ton of awkward work to do. On the bright side I'm out for drinks a few nights this week, plus I'm off to Paris and Liege for a long weekend.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:19, Reply)

Being tattooed?

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Yep!
Got a mate's 30th in Paris (didn't think I'd be able to make it, but thought 'Fuck it' and bunged it on the credit card) at the weekend, then the tattoo in Liege on Monday.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

*excites*

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)

It's going to hurt soooooooo much, both body and wallet
But it'll be worth it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Definitely.
Can't wait to see the finished work.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)

psst...Labs
she's hitting on you
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)

*is still oblivious*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

It's Monday
Other than that my outlook is relatively rosy this morning. One week of work and then I'm off to Vietnam for a fortnight. What is a bit depressing is that Forest's consistent refusal to win away means I'm forced to accept we might not be going up this season. Monty, Labs, please feel free to completely ignore any ensuing conversation between me and dp
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Why not have it by gaz and spare us?
I'd like to go to Vietnam. And Cambodia.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:36, Reply)

90's hiphop is shit and dull
but you don't see us whining about it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:41, Reply)

I prefer the 80s stuff too. I'm glad we agree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I think hip-hop is a fascinating social documentary of urban America
and I enjoyed using black music as a way of demonstrating social change at Uni.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Yeah we've been lucky with the timing
A friend of ours is working out there and we happen to be able to afford the airfare, which is all we need to find. Will tell you all about the place in three weeks, doubtless Ms Foxtrot will want to explore as much of the country as possible
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:43, Reply)

FFFFFFOOOOOOOTTTTTTBBBBBBAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)

We're shit right now.
We need strikers.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)

nope
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:35, Reply)

I ran out of tablets this morning, so am going to see the doc and come into work late, but it's cool 'cus I got something I can get on with at home.
I spent most of the weekend eating sushi and hanging out with friends and New Flatmate Yays, so all in all it's top. Plus I got about 75 posts on my FB wall to wish me a happy birthday which is like "=O woh', people quite like me".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Like or pity.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I tend to think 'like'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Did you get anything nice for your birthday?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Raw fish.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Yup, a few books, some bottles of port, a few bits'n'bobs and a good time =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I may have forgotten to wish you happy birthday yesterday
Happy birthday.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Cheers mate =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I have a bacon sandwich so no.
I do need to find more gypsy children to kick in the face though - running low.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:54, Reply)

You can never have enough gypsy children to kick.
Never.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I has a sad.
But my Halloween party went well, everyone had a good time and I was really hungover yesterday so that must mean I had fun too.

I did absolutely fuck all yesterday though so now I've got The Guilt. We pushed the sofa bed in front of the TV and just watched crap all day, only venturing out to get KFC.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:55, Reply)

You're a disgusting human being.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:56, Reply)

shut your face
I showered extra hard this morning to make up for it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Your body is still filled
with disgusting kfc, it's in your blood now.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:00, Reply)

This.
KFC is for wrong'uns. Utter wrong'uns.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)

It was so good though
none of that low fat no carbs frozen yoghurt rubbish.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)

*is not convinced*
Any pictures of your halloween night?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I've seen a couple but not many yet.
You want to see if I have any sexy vampire friends don't you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Nah I want to see you dressed as a giant vagina.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:07, Reply)

There aren't any pics of me yet but several people took them so you'll see them when I do
you big facestalker.

And everyone loved my costume to the max so there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:10, Reply)

I think I managed to avoid a camera all weekend
thank god.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:12, Reply)

that's pleasant news for the rest of us as well

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I got called sexy and hot this weekend.
By strange drunk women... so there!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Drunkness impairs vision
clearly.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Well, duh.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

you're going to run this one into the ground aren't you?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Hell yeah!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)

wo
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

that's usually the way.
but the club was the opposite of a sausage fest... I don't know what to call that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)

fish festival?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

A breast bazzar

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

isn't it usually cattle market?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I thought that was just a place where everyone went to pull.
Rather than having women outnumber men.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)

clam bake

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I fully endorse the eating of KFC
It's awful, but better than the rest of the awful fast food.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I had a McHangover cure on Saturday as well
In for a penny in for a pound.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Now that I don't approve of
I would quite enjoy watching McDonalds go out of business.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Nando's is marginally better, I think.
But really, grim all round.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I'm not saying any of them are great
But KFC chicken at least bears some resemblance to the meat it used to be. A grey burger from McDs was enough to discourage me for life.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I used to work at KFC
but got sacked.

I stole 100kg of the breading and sold it by the pound.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

By the dog pound?

(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

No, by a gigantic coin.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

classy food choice.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:56, Reply)

aww yeah
it was super noms. I also grazed on Pringles and Haribo all day.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Why would you want to eat a Scottish brand of jumper?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:00, Reply)

They also make socks

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:04, Reply)

My paternal grandmother's family
used to own Pringle.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

namedropper

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I was only chatting about this the other day with my good friend Martin Scorcese.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Ahh, but in Pringles it's better to drop a name than drop a stitch.
/qualitycontrol
(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I fucking love KFC

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I'm hungover.
Bluergh!
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Mondays are always depressing
Along with Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and of course Sunday. It's hard being so emo and all that.

Not really, today things are good, I'm starting the day listening to System of a Down and rewriting my order status interface. Looking forward to a lecture with David Starkey tomorrow evening. I got completely wrecked on Friday evening and played as right-wing on Saturday, that was rather entertaining :)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Did SOAD do a tune about 'partying'?
If that was them, it has a special place in my heart for having quite simply the most embarrassing lyrics I've ever heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:12, Reply)

"Everybody's goin' to the party have a real good time"?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Hahahahahah that's the one!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Dancin' in the desert, blowin' up the sunshine

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)

*howls with laughter*
'Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:32, Reply)

It's deep and meaningful because IT'S TRUE.

(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)

yeah these lyrics are much better
Far away, politicians, glasses of port
meet in a toast to a war they've not fought
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:36, Reply)

They are indeed better.
'Ebbing eyesight in chlorine clouds
stealing away barbed wire shrouds'

Not a bad couplet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I have to admit that the lyrics in that song were indeed much better
but System's song Soldier Side has quite good lyrics, a little more subtle than the aforementioned.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I think their best work is in the lyrics to Bounce

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Watch out for his 'wandering hands'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Oh and I can't wait for my flatmate to wake up
We argued for about three hours yesterday, he genuinely believes in Adam and Eve. And Noah's Arc. I need to hurl more abuse at him to make this Monday less insufferable.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Did he fall from heaven? Maybe he landed on his head?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:08, Reply)

My favourite of his arguments:
"There's like five books about Julias Caesar and we all believe he was real, and there's hundreds about Jesus so he must have been real too".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)

And how did you counteract this most persuasive of arguements?

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Barry should nail the cunt to a fucking cross.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)

By pointing out how many star wars books there are?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Yay! This bodes well for the characters from Green Eggs & Ham

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:17, Reply)

There's some relatively compelling evidence that Jesus did actually live
and walked around with a gang. You shouldn't try to pick that part of the argument apart, try the he's actually both the son of god and god part of that assumption that's easier to mock.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Did his gang wear hoods?
and call each other "blood" and "bred'ren"
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Pretty much every major religion say Jesus existed, and was some sort of 'rabbi' or 'prophet'... it's just weather he's the massire or not is up for debate.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Sorry, what I meant to say is that he was inferring because of the books Jesus must have been the son of God.
I did do exactly what you said, I believe that Jesus did actually exist but that he was just a loon who claimed to be God's kid in order to wind people up. There wasn't much to do back then, so fair play to him for keeping himself occupied. I'd probably do the same.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

You're right.
The chap seems to have been a Jewish militant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

you shouldn't stamp on his beliefs, that's mean.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

n't
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Stamp on his face - then his beliefs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)

You should have told me this before last night where I told every trick or treater that knocked at the door that Santa isn't real.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I read that as Satan and I thought 'well that was nice'

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)

ask him if he believes adam and eve's children had an incestuous relationships
or that adam raped his daughters. Or ask him if Adam was black or chinese.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Adam and Eve is represented as some sort of metaphore by even hardline christians.
But a lot of people believe the Noah's Arc story is a based in truth, that there was massive floodings in and around turkey, about 5000 years ago or soo, and the arc really was built. The animals thing, and the flooding to that extent, is believed to exasorations or metaphores... but a lot of atheist archiologists believe that there was a boat type thing made and mass flooding.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I really want Noah's ark to be true
I love that story. Even though the lions would have eaten the chickens.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Nah, Noah was amazing at logic puzzles
You come up to him with that lettuce-rabbit-wolf-boat scenario and he'll punch you in the face for wasting his time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)

he could probably complete Professor Layton in twenty minutes
as it stands I've had to put it in a box until the anger subsided.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I do that with my daughter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Hehehe
I read there's an upcoming crossover game of Professor Layton and Phoenix Wright!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

OH MY GOD
OBJECTION!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

there's a book called The History of the World in 10 and a half chapters (or something)
which is mostly shit from what I remember but one of the stories in it is about Noah's Ark from the point of view of a stowaway. It goes on about how Noah was a drunk who had a liking for the taste of things like griffin and dragon, which explains why there aren't any of those left. He also deliberately lost one of the other arks because his son who was in charge of it was annoying him or something.

At the end of the story it turns out the stowaway narrator is a woodworm.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

My weekend was without note
Hooked up an old Marantz amplifier to my TV as one of the speakers was borked. Luckily the amp and the 2 speakers fitted exactly on the shelf under the telly, and I mean exactly. Subsequently it sounds great. Watched Shutter Island, which was nicely produced, but copped out with the ambigious ending. Then watched [REC], which was frankly terrible, no idea why it had such a reputation for being 'genuinely scary', genuinely fucking pish and hackneyed more like it. Blair Witch meets (insert any modern zombie film), but with incredibly annoying camera work and a lead actress you hoped would die first.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)

If you like gore and zombies then The Hoard is quite good.
It's French and quite gritty.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I think I will watch 'The Grey Zone' this evening
A disturbing film about Auschwitz, told from the point of view of the Jews forced to help in the genocide.

Should be laugh a minute!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)

A real 'box of tissues' film.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:45, Reply)

*zyklon squirt*

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Morning!
I'm not too bad actually, I should be knackered, as was up til 3, but am fine!

Also, had a half decent laugh saturday, went out dressed up as Amy Winehouse, the number of people doing double takes was fookin hilarious.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)

You forgot the tattoos
And the ballet pumps.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

The outfit was decided upon about 2 minutes before we were leaving
It was either that, or Freddie Mercury, and we couldn't find the ridiculous moustache required!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

my sister went as her last year and I drew the shitty tattoos on her with eyeliner
and gave her a syringe that the vet had given me for my rat's medicine. I'm not posting a picture though, she will not forgive me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Doo itttt

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

you can find it on my facebook!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Lusty went as a murdered child. I thought that was fucking hilarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I forgot to tell you,
the vegan couldn't eat the plain Naan at Tayaabs, it had ghee on it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Hahaha excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Nice.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

A good friend of mine got kicked in the balls by her.
I laughed at him when I read about it in the news.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

My mate Chris is owed 10 grand by her husband.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I don't suppose he can take that debt through the courts?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I think he's written it off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Is it the sort of debt that would be hard to discuss in the small claims court?
"So what was the nature of the transaction?"

"Err, sherbert, £10K worth of sherbert"


Edit - dammit chompy, always 7 or 8 steps ahead...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Nah my pal leant him the money
that was used as the failed bribing of the manager of the MacBeth (whose head he kicked in).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Ha,
why did he lend him it in the first place?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

They were fairly good friends at the time.
He's a fucking idiot. So is my mate for lending it to him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I'm sure there's a lesson there for all of us
i'll now think twice before lending a notorious arsehole £10k
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)

To be fair, it came outside the normal lending criteria of the big four banks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Your hair's not big enough

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Any excuse to wear a dress

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Had an awesome weekennd, with a couple of hiccups
Went to see Sum 41 on Friday courtesy of a very generous friend who put me on the guest list; and was pleasantly suprised by getting a lovely meal of sausage, mash and beans when I turned up.

Even better was the dual Routemaster combo taking us to a free bar on Brick Lane at 93 Feet East, where I did my damndest to drink as much as I could without falling over.

Rolled back into my flat at about 4.30 having stopped off for jerk chicken on the way home. Excellent.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Good gig?
Have they got a new album out then? Last one I heard was Underclass Hero.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Hadn't really listened to them
since I was 16! Just had a quicky spotify catch up sesh on Friday. Fairly predictable but tight and a good laugh. There was some brilliant stage diving.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Did you get to chat to the main guy?
You should have asked him if Avril Lavigne likes being choked by that stupid tie while you boot her back doors in.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

:(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Do you know what the free beers were?
Budvar and Corona. Actually said to my friend when I got there that you would have loved it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Chin up old chum.
We'll get a crate and go and sit on Kingsland road, it'll be exactly the same!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Haha
I did have a nice night anyway: great steaks and a lovely Argentinian Malbec.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

made that chimichurri the other day
it was fucking awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

It really is, eh?
Glad you liked it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

my mrs liked it as well which was good
my bro and his mrs seemed impressed too, so considering I am a horrible cheapskate, they will be getting jars of it for christmas in place of actual presents.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I'd be very happy if I got a jar of it for Christmas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I managed to fit in a lot of stuff this weekend
excellent food, smoking loads of draw, seeing live comedy and surfing.

all among my favourite activities.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Dara O'Briain wasn't it?
How was it? I saw Jim Jefferies, and he was bloody hilarious.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I saw your mum
she was also funny.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I saw my mum too
She wasn't that funny.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

it was indeed
it was 70% face-hurtingly hilarious and 30% a bit meh

some of his routine was superb, some was a bit dull. couple of the people in the audience he spoke to were a bit shit too. they should've fucked off.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

You should've fucked off

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Your face should've fucked off

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Do you know what I didn't manage to fit in this weekend?
Finding that bloody ice cream you mentioned. I looked everywhere. I'm sure you've invented it just to taunt me...
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)

no, a mostly empty carton of it is still sat in my freezer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

That really doesn't help me.

(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

it should spur you on to continue your search
it is definitely worth it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I looked in two waitroses
three sainsbury's and a tesco. I'm genuinely not sure I can be arsed to travel any further.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:22, Reply)

try morrisons

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)