Ok, but don't get the soup
It'll inevitably get knocked over you in the ensuing scuffle.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Please, I knock soup over as soon as it's left the kitchen
Yesterday I knocked over a pint of orange squash and it fell upside down on the floor, creating a seal that kept it half full. I didn't know what to do after that so I let Wiggy deal with it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Impressive
Could only have been better if it trapped a spider at the same time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

If it had trapped a spider Wiggy would have fled the room
and I would have had to deal with it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Do people ever film your day to day life
For later use in comedies?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

They should. I am a walking cartoon.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

*scowls*
If this was true I would draw a big hole underneath you!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

+leading straight to bed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

ooh like in Wallace and Gromit, only the other way around

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

kinky

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)