Hmmmm.
Dear obsessive boy, you're freaking me out, get off my case. Your needy attention-seeking is a massive turn-off and I only gave you my number because you pestered me and it seemed like an easy way to shut you up. For future reference this is not an attractive way of pulling and if you don't back off I'll call the police.

Dear lovely friend, I'm so sad you've decided to end our friendship. I do think things could work out between us if we took things a little further and tried to get closer, but I'm worried it'll ruin a great friendship. What do you think? I reckon it'd be great if we coyld talk it through and see where we end up.

Alternatively, shoot them both in the throat with a paintball gun.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

obsessive boy Monty
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Noel scores 10/10 as usual!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Winnah!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)