It generally falls to me to trim the wife
I find it quite hypnotic, and i am pretty good at it now.

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(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:14, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I also do this
I have had plenty of practice though.

because of my cunt face.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

there's no way I'm letting Wiggy near me with a pair of scissors
I've seen the mess he makes of cutting wrapping paper.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

When trimming your wife
Do you ask her when she is going on holiday before offering 'something for the weekend?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)

ew

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I too think some things should be kept secret from your partner.
Like pooing on the toilet.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

When you say 'secret'
Do you mean you poo in the toilet, don't flush and then deny it was you who did it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

A "phantom logger" situation?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I definitely agree with keeping things like taking a crap secret
but what we are talking about doesn't bother either of us, and isn't as grim as being there when someone is taking a shit for example
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Well, if i'm the one who is going to be down there, ferreting away,
I at least demand good, pube free access. It gives me the artistic freedom to work my 'minge magic'
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I think perhaps I was more skeeved just by the way it was stated
I'm sure if in the right setting it can be rather sexy or romantic for your parter to do that for you
but when I read the post I had a mental image in my head of a woman standing in a tub while a man was all up in her crotch with scissors and a magnifying glass
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

good, cause for a moment I was thinking maybe I don't really want to go to the UK

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

hahahaha
English Country Gardens are fantastic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

totally skeeved out

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

You aren't familar with the National Trust.
That's the problem.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I generally employ the services of an electric hair trimmer
Failing that, fire. Aboriginal pube decimation.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)