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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is anyone else taking part in the Movember celebrations?
If so what style will you go for?

Alt Q. Do you know any ladies with moustaches?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:47, 214 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I think I'd look even more of a twat with a moustache

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
creepy 70s porn star

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Yep, almost exactly like that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
hmm...when I saw 'movember' I thought 'gayvember'

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Me,
I have grown a gunslinger. I'll post a pic shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I already have a beard and moustache

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
this^

(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
this, but I have modded my tash especially.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I shaved my beard off for charity a few years back
I am not doing it again
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I trim my beard down to a grade 2 occasionally but that's it. I haven't had a wet shave in years.
Shaving is utterly shit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I actually enjoy shaving
I keep my tache and the side bits of my beard and my sidies trimmed to 5 or 6 on my beard trimmer

the chin bit is approximately 5 inches long at full extension.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I am incapable of growing facial hair,
as I am a girly-man.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I can grow a moustache
And bits of a beard, but it takes ages and looks shit, so I don't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Any facial hair I grow is pathetic, and shaven as soon as I can be arsed to

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I had one before
It didn't look so good. Plus if I get one, I'll look like a Shoreditch twat!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
May try the "Adolf"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I've got a bit of a beard at the moment
But that's because I've not shaved in the last 4 days. And not because I'm taking part in Movember.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
I know a few with beards.
Pubic hair - The census

So, what style do folk on here go for? I suspect there is probably more pressure on the wimmin to keep their lady gardens neat and tidy, but lets face it guys, even we need to trim our pubes from time to time. Cut the shrubs back to make the trunk look bigger, eh lads?

Generally i just give mine a quick trim with a pair of scissors and occassionally shave the bottom of the shaft for a smooth finish. This can result in a pizzle that is more pleasant to deep throat. One time I shaved the lot off, but to be honest it was a bit gay looking and not to mention itchy as fuck.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I couldn't shave it bald
the rest of me is too hairy. I'd look like my junk had been prepped for surgery
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I know a guy who shaves it all off all the time
but he has a tiny cock so he does anything to make it look bigger.

Wiggy trims his with nail scissors when I tease him about it.

As for the lady parts, I'm a Brazilian but strictly NOT a Hollywood girl. TMI? I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Which one is which?
Hollywood is where the whole lot comes off, right?
/has never had a bikini wax
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
yes
bikini is just taking the edges off where your knickers stop, brazilian is a little landing strip and hollywood is everything off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
That's really weird
surely it looks really pre-pubescent and dodgy?
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Personal preference.
I think it suits me better.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
First time I ever slept with looked like she was hiding Chewbacca down there
The second had a 'Hollywood', as you put it. This was very confusing to me, first time round...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
could be worse
my first was a ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Only slept with one ginger
And I feel it only fair to point out that she was probably the best in bed. Like ugly girls being the best kissers, quite odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Mine too
he had a really little willy as well.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I had a ginger and he was great.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I can't honestly say
that I have had a great deal of 'great' sex, ever. But there we go.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
What counts as 'great' though?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
when it's me having it?
I'm lucky, I've never really had any that I'd call bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I've had a terrible shag once
Me and the girl were mates, she came round after I'd had one of the worst days at work ever, I was absolutely knackered, and it was clear I was shit.

Fucking gutting.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
that sounds pretty rubbish
I've never been in a situation like that really.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
hahaha
excellent smuggery here
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
awwwww yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Possibly unintentional too...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
it is indeed
It's mainly because I've bumped uglies with so few women, through being undesirable.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I've had a fair few, but unlike multiple people I know, I don't boast about it, as it's just something so pathetic to do

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I suppose you could define 'great'
as having finished and thinking 'well, I really enjoyed that' as opposed to 'that was shit/boring/you made stupid faces/noises/have an obsession with watching yourself which really turns me right off or it otherwise did very little for me'.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Fookin hell, sounds like you've not had the best time
You need to find someone who makes you enjoy it, and be comfortable with yourself. No point in doing it otherwise (unless you're male).
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
noooooooooo
you can define "great" as completely in tune with what does it for one another so that you know exactly what to do and when and where, gets better and better every time you do it, and makes both of you come so hard that you can't walk straight for a week!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Well in that case
I have very definitely not ever had 'great' sex.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Have you considered going with someone older, more experience I mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Halt!
You've been cock-blocked by

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Problem here, I'm younger than her.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)
I know, it just made me giggle is all

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Haha, fair enough!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I'm clicking this as much as physically possible

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
*does some arithmetic*
All of the people I've slept with have been older and more experienced than me.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Fookin hell, not good at all
I was quite freaked out when I found out that about 1/5 of mine are older than me, seems I go for the younger ones mainly (before the paedo jokes start, 90% are within a year of me)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)
the problem is when the sex is that great
but everything else is dire. that is when it becomes very hard to walk away. i've been lucky, for all i whinge on here it's mostly tongue-in-cheek - the reality is that nearly everyone i have slept with has equalled lots and lots of amazing sex.

this being said, i don't think it's ever been at all great the first time with anyone new. i guess you've got to work at it a little bit until you both feel comfortable enough to be sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Agreed
First time sex is never amazing, but given time and comfort it can be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
engage engines
smug factor 10.

first time with mrs V was amazing, but that's probably because we'd been putting it off until I was actually free of my ex, so had to wait quite a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)
First time with one girl was amazing
The rest have been either 'meh', shit, or absolutely fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)
my very first time I was loaded up with gin
which imbued me with great stamina. We broke her bed and a shelf above it.

I totally cannot remember my first time with my last ex.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)
My last ex, I remember the first time
She came round to keep my company when I was ill, one thing led to another, went from there really.

However, when I woke up naked next to her at New Year, I DON'T remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Take control berk
Tell 'em what you want and how you want it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I have done
it just usually results in a sort of pouty hurt face and then doesn't really change anything.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
you need to find some better men
the above comment applies to most of the women on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Amen to that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
maybe hot-bloke will be different?
He might take you to heaven and back.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Possibly
he does have a slightly twinkly eyed rakish look that makes me think this could be the case. However I have no intention of finding out until the current boyf situation has been resolved and well you know it!
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Stuck with someone?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Not stuck with per se
indecisive about, possibly.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Horrible position to be in

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
It really is

(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Ah well, always here if you need a rant/chat

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)
It's the horrible positions that are the cause of berks
issues.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Then they are shit , and should be kicked to the kerb
A girl saying what she wants it fantastic, saves a lot of fumbling.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I know what you mean
if I didn't really want to be with the guy I was doing it with, I would notice every little thing that he did. And I would sometimes want to laugh and that would throw me right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)
I know one girl who would get really close to 'finishing', per se
Then all of a sudden the feeling would go, and she'd have to start over again.

At least, that's what she told me...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I think girls have trouble if they over think it
Blokes do not have such issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Bull fucking shit
If I overthink things, there's no way it's going to end well for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)
^totally this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Same, regularly overthink it

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Thank you, gentlemen
Was hoping I wasn't going out on a limb, or sticking my neck out, so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
We got your back homie.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)
sorry
didn't realise I was talking to a BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES

Sorry, I mean sensitive men
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
If we were sensitive, it wouldn't be a problem
You'd touch it, and we'd immediately cough our filthy custard halfway up your arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
i agree with kitty
sorry boys
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
could it be that you are only shagging people who are completely incapable of overthinking something?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Yes they do.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
*waits for it*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
My definition of great is someone who wants to have sex with me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
great sex is why anyone bothers with the rest of the shit really!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Haha, you said shit
Reminding us of your most famous partner!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
he has been outed on facebook
by one of my friends who has commented on a pic of him with me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Haha, dear oh dear!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
might amuse you to see how rancid he was
at least i'm not shallow, i've never cared what anyone looks like!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Same, I'm all about personality
Or how drunk I am.

But mainly it's the breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
yeah
me too
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)
They're great, aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)
this girl had one boob significantly larger than the other
too much time pulling pints in a pub apparently.

she was good in bed though.

once again it occurs to me that I have never even so much as kissed a blonde girl (that I can remember) let alone seen their blonde pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I've seen blonde, brunette, but not ginger
A Chinese girl I knew had thick, black pubes. And also had a few black hairs on her nipples...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
ginger is surprising
obviously I knew she was ginger, but I was not quite prepared for how extremely ginger her pubes were
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Nothing could have prepared me for nipple pubes

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I can imagine that would be traumatic for you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Try getting them caught in your teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
bleurgh

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
My thoughts exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
This^
Bleecharghydsfnsfjfjfn........
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
my first guy had a fucking huge one
it well hurt. I kind of lost my virginity in installments.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Mine too.
And second, and sixth.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
you've got problems.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Which, hollywood or brazillian?
edit - just seen your answer below
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Dude
Your edit sounds VERY creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
haha

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
It does doesn't it
I might delete this whole thread to avoid any further problems
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Fine by me

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
as long as there is at least a tuft of hair it still looks fine
but as soon as that goes it looks fucking weird.

my mrs thought so too from her perspective. I suspect because it allows the wearer to see things they can't normally.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
It's even worse if the lady in question
Has a vadge like Niki Laudas ears.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
POTD!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Thanks very much.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Tackle Topiary

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I'm a fan of the Hollywood.
On myself and other girls, mind. On a guy I like a nice neat Savannah grassland rather than a jungle or a desert.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
is hollywood the completely bald one?
if so I don't care for that. Looks weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
yeah
tiny child fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I think if they called it this, then the uptake of them would drop overnight

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
When you're going through a barren spell
You'd jump at the chance of clunge that has been modelled on Cousin It.

Well, I would.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

would did
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
and me
i find the strip looks a bit odd and i don't feel sexy with any more than that down there.

but if the guy had a preference, i would accommodate it.

mind you, my beautician has a special offer: £3000 to have everything lasered. i am quite tempted by this - no hollywood or leg waxing ever again!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
You have a Hollywood?
*dies*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
pfffft
you stick to cheating on me with girls at halloween parties, you floozy, you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
She was a zombie cheerleader
and all I did was get her number!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
it's ok young'un
we'll chalk it up to practice sessions
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
/Might have texted
her as well.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Finally, been waiting ages to do this!


I know it's tenuous, but I don't care!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Dying because I don't enjoy
12 year old girl fanny.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Needs more festivity!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Santa doesn't have a pink beard.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Santatron does

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
he does if he wants to be allowed up my chimney
otherwise he won't match anything in the rest of the flat
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
See
I try to help and people complain
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)


(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I've been waxed, had a girlfriend pressure me into using Veet, and shaved more times than I care to mention
I tend to trim, but on the multiple times I've gone pretty much bald, it's quite odd, but awesome because it looks bigger.

I've got a bit of a jungle if it's left unattended though.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
just a close trim
I'm not 12
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
It generally falls to me to trim the wife
I find it quite hypnotic, and i am pretty good at it now.

Reduced rates for all B3tan ladies!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
I also do this
I have had plenty of practice though.

because of my cunt face.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
there's no way I'm letting Wiggy near me with a pair of scissors
I've seen the mess he makes of cutting wrapping paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
When trimming your wife
Do you ask her when she is going on holiday before offering 'something for the weekend?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)
ew

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I too think some things should be kept secret from your partner.
Like pooing on the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
When you say 'secret'
Do you mean you poo in the toilet, don't flush and then deny it was you who did it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
A "phantom logger" situation?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I definitely agree with keeping things like taking a crap secret
but what we are talking about doesn't bother either of us, and isn't as grim as being there when someone is taking a shit for example
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Well, if i'm the one who is going to be down there, ferreting away,
I at least demand good, pube free access. It gives me the artistic freedom to work my 'minge magic'
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I think perhaps I was more skeeved just by the way it was stated
I'm sure if in the right setting it can be rather sexy or romantic for your parter to do that for you
but when I read the post I had a mental image in my head of a woman standing in a tub while a man was all up in her crotch with scissors and a magnifying glass
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
good, cause for a moment I was thinking maybe I don't really want to go to the UK

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
hahahaha
English Country Gardens are fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
totally skeeved out

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
You aren't familar with the National Trust.
That's the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)
I generally employ the services of an electric hair trimmer
Failing that, fire. Aboriginal pube decimation.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
you lot love talking about your genitals don't you?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Makes a change from lunch threads.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I don't really think I wanna talk about that sort of thing with any of you lot, unless anyone here is a medical profesional.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I shaved my legs this morning
but I'll stop if this is what we're all doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Yuk,
I have to look at your legs every week, I don't want to be confronted with the amazon jungle every time you put your shorts on.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
haha
my leg fur is downy and soft like a baby duck. Also, because my natural hair colour is very light you can't really see them. Although we still have to do doubles some time so I promise I'll shave for that. I might even write a message to you on my foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
I can get away with it for a while too, thanks to blonde hair.
Message on foot, yes please! Not too funny though, or I might fall off.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I'm going to write "Psychochomp doesn't fancy you" on the left and then "lol jk, he totally does" on the right
EDIT: Actually, I might try and fit as many memes as possible up my legs
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I will fall off.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
yeah it's probably not wise
since I'll be underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
You could then enter your legs for the Turner Prize
It would be better than that tent with all the names of the people she'd slept with that Tracey Emin did.
(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Oh man, I would not want anyone to know I'd slept with Tracey Emin

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
if I had the opportunity to sleep with Tracey Emin
I'd make sure I got syphilis first, and then give it to her. I fucking hate her
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Have you tried going an hour without talking about me?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
it's our favourite meme.
Applebite's getting me the tshirt for my birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I'm glad I provide such constant amusement.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
like totally
we lol hard at your face all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Not only do I not fancy you, I don't like you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
So would you PLEASE start wearing knickers!?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
I wear 3 pairs of knickers to pole class
prevents camel toe issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

camel toe moose knuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
*highfives*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
*reciprocates*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
OH MY GOD!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
officelol

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Ahh, fair enough, so this ISN'T you then?


I am thoroughly confused
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Can...not...un-see...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)
ARGH
tell me that's a 'shop and not a real person!
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
it's an American

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
That doesn't make it any better.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
explains it though

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

o i
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Haha, I saw that same picture with the caption "A wild snorlax appears" which really made me lol.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
bring back the clowns
better than this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Bring back
Watership Down!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Am I the only one who thinks that growing a Freddy Mercury 'tache....
...to promote bum-bum awareness is odd?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Myself and my colleagues did the whole Movember thing last year
We raised about £3K between 10 of us, and I ended up looking like The Yorkshire Ripper.

I'll not be participating this year.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I could do this as I shaved last night
but TBH, I find moustaches on their own a bit creepy (with the exception of CJ from the remake of "Dawn of the dead", who looks like a bad-ass zombie killer)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I'm better informed about Jon Stewart, than I am about this.
However I'm generally resistant to anything that suggests that I should behave in some pointless manner along with everybody else.
(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
but...but....sheeping is fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
And I'm the black sheep.
Now stop being racist Kitty. I expect better from you.
(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
sorry
will try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Nope.
Alt: my (now long-dead) great-grandmother did. She also smelled of wee-wee and was really fucking fat.


I still shagged her, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
I can see the family resemblance.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
<s>ged</s>
.... every week.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I'm currently sporting a beard
out of fear of my jaw changing shape next week.

I'm considering extending this to the upper lip, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Gigantism?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
no, it's just these tight trousers that make it look like that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I was wondering about that. I've lost sleep over various thinga throughout the years, but never fear of jaw changing shape.

(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
bone graft.
But I've whined about that enough on here.

Gigantism of the cock, yes, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Bone graft ayyyy?
Sounds like you have all the fun.


Good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I think I will start with handlebars
then shave it to the classic Tom Selleck before ending the month with the Richard Herring.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I can't grown the bits that most people use to connect a mistarsh and a beard, which is a bit I really really want.
Saddest of sad days.

It takes me yonks to grow facial hair, only shave once every 10 days or soo, and even then it doesn't really _need_ to be shaved.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
hahahah mistarsh
where's badger? I want her to add this to the list of best gonzisms.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
someone once told me if you shave everyday it'll help it grow

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)
pretty sure that isn't true
if anything I've found the opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

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