Wasn't quite that obvious...it's not exactly easy to explain
But one girl did manage to make it feel like it was there was an itinerary prior to falling asleep, which listed "fornicate" among its items.

I'm all for regular sex but it's really off-putting if it doesn't feel spontaneous.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

timetabled sex is better than not enough sex

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Actually, I'm not sure.
I'm currently inclined to say that bad sex is worse than no sex.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)

This definitely
I'd rather go without than have it bad.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Agree.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I agree
And those types tend to be against spontaneous sex as well.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Come 'ere you
*winks*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

*desperately tries to remember the safety word*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Mine's artichokes.
My friend's is plasticine which makes me laugh, I'm not sure why.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Never needed one
I tell a lie, V-Plates-losing-day I wish I had one.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Mine is ow!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)