Today will at best be dull. Tedium is the highest I can hope for.
Saw my little'un last night for a great hour and a half - great, that is, until she shat in the bath. She'd been eating raisins, if you're interested. Lots of raisins. Like her father, she doesn't chew her food properly either...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 8:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tell her to have some mushrooms and sweetcorn next time
They also come out the way they went in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 8:31, Reply)

It looked like a Christmas cake had been chucked in the bath.
Strange how one doesn't actually mind at all when it's one's own child. I was genuinely lolling all over the place as I poked the nuggets down the plughole.

Bit early for this, perhaps?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Nah, I was similarly unperturbed as I pulled a big rubbery bogey out of the baby's nose last week.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 8:40, Reply)

ewwww
we're not talking about this again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 8:53, Reply)

I just skipped this bit of the thread
Since Monty started talking about poo and that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Phew. I thought the mushroom thing was just me.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Also, tomato skin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 8:37, Reply)

Yep. And lettuce.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 8:45, Reply)

And marbles.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I thought I was the only one!
I can always tell when I eat a big bag of salad.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Sesame seeds are another food for this.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:19, Reply)

This sounds like a dirty protest.
Does your daugther have republican leanings?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I sincerely hope so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 8:52, Reply)

I find this far more amusing than I think I should.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 8:55, Reply)

That's what I was thinking at the time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I snorted with laughter at it.
couldn't help it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:05, Reply)