No religious music permitted at mine.
My friend wanted "All things bright and beautiful" as her wedding hymn but unfortunately for her she was marrying the most hardline anti-Creationist possible and he went apoplectic at the idea that "the Lord God made them all".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's always "All thing bright an beautiful" for some reason
I have sung it so many times, I don't even find the line about "The purple headed mountains" funny anymore.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I totally have this in my head now
damn you!
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Ha! Is it being played badly on recorders?
(do kids even learn to play the recorder anymore? I hope not)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

No, it's being sung badly by a bunch of 5 year olds
why my brain is doing this to me I am genuinely not sure.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

That's awful
the sound of children singing is like nails down a blackboard to me
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)