I couldn't really think of another way to put it...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Well, "meme" is probably a more accurate description.
Meh, there are a couple of those "Chuck Norris facts" which are still funny, but the vast majority were shit even at the time.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)

It seems odd to call it a meme, when it stops being an 'internet only' joke
The ones that made me laugh the other day were "The giraffe was invented when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse", and "Chuck Norris once accidentally climbed Mount Everest"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Yeah, see, those ones were funny
(As were "Chuck Norris is the only person who has been able to slam a revolving door" and "Chuck Norris does not believe in the periodic table. He only believes in the element of surprise.")

But most of them just seemed to be unfunny tales of Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicking people in the face. It became like trawling through a bad QotW for the stories that were worth reading.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but Chuck Norris does not cry.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I do like the fact that on the website there are the ones that Chuck Norris himself has chosen as his favourite

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

My favourites are
There is no evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live

and Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:17, Reply)