Not too bad, though my flatmates had a massive argument at about 230, woke me up
and I almost killed the both of them. Instead I got a little angry and shouted and went back to bed.

Today I felt clever and inspired to read more about Charlemagne. If anyone can reccommend me a decent book on him (I'd imagine either Monty or Amberl) I'd be grateful. Of course I'm just sitting in the Maughan, so could just go to the relevant section. But I just can't be arsed.

I also got blanked by the boy I've been wittering on about the last few days. Gut-ted.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:21, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Apparently Charlemagne loved hot dogs.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

O RLY?
Fascinating.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

King of the Franks.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

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Fuck. You.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)

It was rather excellent, I must admit
my brain ent really working that well.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

apparently pretty much everyone in Europe is descended from Charlemagne
*has also watched QI*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Even Katy Price?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)

sorry, everyone human

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Phil Oakey?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

definitely not

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

See - Stephen Fry is full of shit.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)

If he blanked you it was probably because he had just had a wank about you
and was still dribbling post-cum down his leg as he walked past.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Nah, I was walking by him and a couple of mutual friends on the way to the library
had a discussion with one of them and he actually attempted to keep talking to the same friend as I was talking to him. Ruuuude.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

ew I don't know about this boy but ew
what a jerk
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I did kind of blank him on Sunday
I gave both his flatmates a hug and a kiss on the cheek, but he didn't even get up when I was leaving so I just said bye and swanned away.

I ONLY FANCY HIM WHEN WE'RE BOTH DRUNK ANYWAY
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)

FANCY RIM
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Asbestos tablecloth, mmhmm.
*has watched QI*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I beg your pardon?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Charlemagne apparently used to whip his asbestos cloth off the table at the end of meals
and throw it in the fire as a party trick.

That's what Stephen Fry said, anyway.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Oh I see.
Entertaining.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)

They didn't have telly in those days, Lampers.
They had to make their own fun.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Fuck him and all related
in the sense of ignore him, rather than have genital intercourse.

On Charlemagne, do you want a popular book, a scholarly book or (my personal favourite) an interesting primary source. Or just read the Song of Roland and pretend it is work
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)