Yes. You made this exceptionally clear.
Something about repopulating the earth.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm only going to help repopulate if at least one of four certain people survive.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Am I one of the four?
As much as we'd make a great couple, we'd be missing a vital ingredient for earth repopulation.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)

yeah baby
ME
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

there is no-one on this planet
who I'd repopulate with
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I had a dream I was pregnant last night.
It was fucking horrible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)

pregnant people scare me a bit
and they freak me out when they ask me to touch it. I can't think of a polite way of telling them I'll be sick all over them.

Bottomline: I'm never having children
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

It's not the belly
although that freaks me out too - it's when the baby kicks that really grosses me out. The first time I ever touched my sisters pregnant belly and got booted I jumped a good six inches and nearly shat myself.
Perhaps I just watched 'Alien' at too young an age.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Damn, we're going to have to work out how to make parthenogenesis work
And fast.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)

'Parthenogenesis'
Is what I call my penis.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I'm still happy with 'Spam Javelin'
Your penis helps women reproduce asexually? They see it and ran screaming for another alternative?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

You missed a trick
"Your penis helps women reproduce asexually? They see it and ran screaming for another alternative?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

No I didn't
*looks shifty*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)