I don't like roast dinner
So that thread holds no interest for me. Instead, I pose a question.
Imagine there's been an outbreak of a terrible, highly infectious and lethal disease, lets say... the 1918 Spanish Flu has made a comeback, and it's fast turning into a pandemic. Hundreds of thousands of people are dying already. We've made a vaccine, but there is now way we can produce enough to vaccinate everyone who needs it. Only certain groups of people will be allowed to have it, and it's your job to decide who gets it and who doesn't.

Lab staff, medical staff and the armed forces are a given but after that, who would you vaccinate, and who would you leave vulnerable?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:22, 181 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

We already have that list,
I'm catergory C, fuck you proles.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Yes, but who would you, personally, give the vaccine to?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

If we're talking about mass death I'd prioritise it to people under 35ish
I wouldn't base it on intelligence or "genetic defects" whatever they are. That's all a bit final solution to me.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Also depends on the infection rates on different demographics
how leathal it is to certain age/ethnic groups. Innercity v.s. suburban communities.

There's also the really important point of who you can actually send it to.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

boring answer is boring
needs moar BURN EVERYTHING
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Spending about a month working on pandemic flu contingencies takes the fun out of the subject.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)

You take the fun out of every subject
even zompocalypses.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but all those who are unable to spell the word category have been downgraded.

(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Fuck stupid people
and people with terminal illnesses.

People with genetic defects would have to pitch a presentation to me as to why they should be allowed to live. Points for comedy, visual aids and soundtrack.

EDIT: Also, fuck Psychochomp, he is so outta here.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Why?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

because you keep trying to upset me ONLINE

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Well sounds harsh
but not all children or old people. I'd prioritise medical staff as mentioned, teachers, people over a certain IQ (conduct the test as they froth and die on the other side of the door)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I'd just wear
my NBC suit and get on with life.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

or just don't leave your house for a while.
Germs don't break into places.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I'd probably want to go and get food
and laugh at people.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Something like this was briefly discussed in your absence this morning
Kitty says you reckon stupid people shouldn't get it, and I agree.
Part of the way to make this acceptable is to charge a tenner for the vaccine, but sell a homeopathic equivalent for only £1.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I like this idea.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

That's because you're not stupid

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I think we also mentioned that you should make the vaccine really expensive or a tax credit
so that people on benefits can't have it, but then we decided that was a bit Nazi-ish and we should pretend we were joking.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I'm on the list for Flu, so I should get it. Plus, I'm fucking awesome.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Sorry, all previous lists are null and void.
Unless you can contribute something to the post apocalyptic world, you're fucked.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Fair enough
In that case, I'd like to point out that I am fucking hilarious.

If nothing else, everyone needs to laugh at someone. Why not me?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Not good enough.
NEXT!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

How about now?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

The Pandatron asked me to pass on a message to you
"Fuck you, I'm sleeping, stop bothering me."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I'm waiting for her to at least acknowledge it so I can change it back

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)

You present a strong case, my learned friend.
Kill him
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)

*runs*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Sorry - did you just shit yourself?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

....
...yes
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I'd prioritise it for anyone who has complemented my roast dinners in the past.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I'm sure it is lovely
Cook me one and I shall certainly agree
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I think I'm going to need to drag several people down to South London and show them how it's done properly.
Those who choose to believe will be vaccinated afterwards over coffee and brandy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I expect an invite
and in return will cook... toast
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Is your toast of particularly exceptional quality?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

it comes with pate
delicious pate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)

pate marmite
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

^ this
but I'll make pudding.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Oh, well you're definitely invited
(I'm rubbish at desserts...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

charming!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I never said you weren't!
I'm just a bit intrigued by your offer of toast with delicious paté - it could make a good entrée, thinking about it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

if only I could remember
how to do accents with this keyboard :(

and it would be delicious
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Should I have a goose slaughtered in advance?
_{Put 'eacute' or 'egrave' in between an ampersand and a semicolon}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Yes slaughter the goose
and proper roast potatoes please
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

In keeping with
(a) my general tightfistedness and
(b) Kitty's insistence on adding a "Northerness" to the roast dinner,
I shall be using beef dripping instead of goose fat for the roast potatoes.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I normally side with the Southerners
but Northerners have it down when making roast dinners, especially when it comes to the gravy.

Southerners try and make it all poncy with fancy shit, that's not what a roast is all about.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Rest assured
I do not believe in paying more for the fat than I have for the roasting joint, and the most exotic vegetable in the roasting tin will be a parsnip.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Ctrl+alt+e works on this (and most) keyboards, thusly: é
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

fantastic
paté it is! Thanks berk
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Winner.
Right, when's this happening? :P
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

At the risk of reviving an earlier conversation
When I can convince my housemates that it would not be "weird" to have "the internet" round for dinner of a Sunday...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Ah. Could be a while then...

(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Could have it at my house
I'm well good at puddings and baking :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I would challenge you to a cake-off
but you're all the way over there, and besides, I'd win...
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Hahahaha
Yeah, course you would.

Edit: Yep, definitely.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

have you jizzed all over that cake?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Very pretty
but does it taste nice? There are a good number of people on here who've eaten cake I made and proclaimed it awesome and -that- is the ultimate test.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Of course it tastes
nice. Gingerbread was a speciality of mine.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I still think I'd win...

(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Hmm....I do also have a friend who repeatedly says that I must visit her and her flatmates for dinner
_{(Which will probably be a bit vegan in nature)} but never actually gets round to organising it. Perhaps I should strike first and risk the cultural shock of having the internet and the real world round the same table (but naturally at opposite ends, giving each other shifty looks).
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)

is your vaccine also referred to as giving a meat injection?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Depends. Some may prefer for it to be administered orally.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Or by meat suppository.

(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I'm sure Lampito has made an instructional video on that method

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I'm pretty sure Southerners aren't renowned for their roast dinners.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)

No, but I learnt from a Northerner.
Well, an East Midlander, but he spent a few years in Manchester, so I'm sure the correct information filtered through somehow.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

as far as I'm aware Northerners aren't either
and they have warped ideas about gravy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

You mean having it with chips?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Obviously the information has filtered through
Because despite being terribly, terribly Southern I do believe chips and gravy to be an excellent combination.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Chips and gravy is magnificent
Had it with sausage from the chippy last night.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Short of adding "whilst taking t' whippet for a walk"
you couldn't have made that sound much more Northern.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)

WHIPPETS ARE FANTASTIC PETS

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I didn't say they weren't.
I've always liked dogs, I just don't think I'd have the patience to own one.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Typical self absorbed southerner. Too busy drinking "lager tops" I shouldn't wonder.

(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

LAGER?
*splutters*
LAGER?
Of all the cheek! I shall...I shall...oh, the nerve of the man! Mark my words, you shall be hearing from me in writing!
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Lager is lovely
As is Ale.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Are there any nice foodstuffs/drinks you like?
You'll be telling me next you like Bovril.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Never had it
What's wrong with Lager and/or ale?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Bleurgh

(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

What do you drink?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I don't like the thin southern gravy, it's horrible.
You shouldn't be able to see through gravy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I concur
And yet past flatmates have always chided me for throwing cornflour into it. (edit: Yes, I know it solidified into a slab towards the end of the meal, but that's just because the buggers didn't eat it fast enough)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I once made sweet and sour chicken from scratch
and I put too much cornflour in it because by the time we were half way through the meal it had kind of turned into a chicken jelly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I have never made thin gravy in my life
gravy is one of my specialities
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Baby?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Yes, honey?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I've already got it
:(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I would recline on a giant croissant...
...and have everyone come before me to put forward the case for their survival.
Breasts are a positive advantage and being Bono could lead to major disappointment.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I would make 40 year old IT staff the top priority for vaccination

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Gypsies.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Every fat person everywhere would be denied it, they serve no purpose in society.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)

You've probably just sell your vaccine
and use the money to buy another pair of shoes or a new jacket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I'm sure I'll be able to fight the disease alone. In a cool new jacket, no less.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Best not call the police for help, though.

(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I'd be inclined to say anyone on benefits
Should be denied.
As harsh as that sounds.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Including those who earn the carers one, for looking after their family?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Will the family be around after the pandemic?
No, if they need caring for, they'll probably be more susceptible.
It depends if these people had any useful skills when they weren't caring for their families.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)

haha I wrote this above but I put that we were sort of joking

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

you also wanted non fit people excluded

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Did I?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I think that was just a criteria though
i.e. intelligent *or* fit rather than necessarily both. And not on benefits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Yes. You made this exceptionally clear.
Something about repopulating the earth.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I'm only going to help repopulate if at least one of four certain people survive.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Am I one of the four?
As much as we'd make a great couple, we'd be missing a vital ingredient for earth repopulation.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)

yeah baby
ME
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

there is no-one on this planet
who I'd repopulate with
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I had a dream I was pregnant last night.
It was fucking horrible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)

pregnant people scare me a bit
and they freak me out when they ask me to touch it. I can't think of a polite way of telling them I'll be sick all over them.

Bottomline: I'm never having children
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

It's not the belly
although that freaks me out too - it's when the baby kicks that really grosses me out. The first time I ever touched my sisters pregnant belly and got booted I jumped a good six inches and nearly shat myself.
Perhaps I just watched 'Alien' at too young an age.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Damn, we're going to have to work out how to make parthenogenesis work
And fast.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)

'Parthenogenesis'
Is what I call my penis.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I'm still happy with 'Spam Javelin'
Your penis helps women reproduce asexually? They see it and ran screaming for another alternative?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

You missed a trick
"Your penis helps women reproduce asexually? They see it and ran screaming for another alternative?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

No I didn't
*looks shifty*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Well, I'm fucked.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post948222
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Ah, maybe not too bad then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I'm fine with that.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Hey.
To create a master race you have to break a few eggs.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

ha ha ha,
I like you ab, but you say some really retarded things sometimes.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I know, it's one of my best features.
If this comes to pass, I might actually be the one with the vaccine.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

you won't have anything to do with it's distribution though,
that's up to people like me.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Either way, I'll get it.
Lab staff and that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Maybe not if you don't keep your socialogical solutions to yourself.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I'm perfect criteria for a mad scientist.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)

You've got the look as well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Yeah, in a few years time I'll look like my profile picture constantly

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Yeah, but what a way to look!

(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

A fucking awesome way to look, that's what.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I'm sure they will find that hilarious at the dole office

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

officelol

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

shit.
You look nice today.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Do you mean a blanket denial for all types of benefits or just the daft twats who refuse to work and claim jobseekers etc?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Second one

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I agree then.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I think I preferred this as a blanket statement.
If we are starting again the infirm/inept must go.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

My mother in law is on benefits
as she has a bone disease and her spine is crumbling leaving her with a non life threatening but immensely painful condition. I hope the scrounging cow is last on the list to get the vaccine.
( Peej, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

She would struggle in the post apocalyptic style world, then
as there'd probably be nobody around to help her out or make sure she takes her pain meds. I don't think people were referring to IB or carer's allowance, etc...
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Spanish flu killing tens of thousands
is hardly the apocalypse.
( Peej, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I just upped the stakes.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Worst case for a pan flu
is about 45,000 a week infected for 3 months.
35% of those die.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)

^That's just England

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

That's only 189,000 people approximately, which is a small percentage of the population

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Yeah it's not END TIMES
people wash their hands now and stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)

yeah they do.
*whistles*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

It's my game.
If I want it to be END TIMES, it's damn well going to be END TIMES
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Meh, she said pandemic
I chose to interpret that in a 'The Stand' style way.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Do you mean "The Stand" or Roxy Musics 1973 hit?
Edit - Ha! I saw you Cave Duck you thread deleting coward :D
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

typo - balls

(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

No worries, i'm just being a dick

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Ahem. I'm pretty sure that Do The Strand wasn't a hit when it was released as a single. Which it definitely was.
I don't what you thought you heard me say, Colonel.
(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

No worries, i'm just being a dick
again
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Everybody I like
Since that's about three people, I'd hold an X Factor style popularity contest to see who else would get the vaccine. Since that would draw all the plebs out of the woodwork, I'd have anyone who turned up to the auditions shot and vaccinate the rest.

You people can consider this fair warning. Don't turn up.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I remember something floating around the net
" and having it pointing into an open volcano.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

gingers are fucking doomed
so are people who use the word "momentarily" wrong
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

This is preposterous.
Gingers are brilliant.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I'd leave vulnerable anyone who has ever:
phoned into a radio talk show; voted in X-Factor; published an authorised biography before the age of 50.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)

*something dull about zombies*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

alright Monty
how's the zombie obesssion?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Hello beautiful.
Still non-existent, thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Oh man! Now we're talking!
We need to barricade ourselves into a shopping mall with as many weapons as possible! Remember, aim for a headshot and anybody who gets bitten has to be quarantined and shot by Vhing Rhames when they turn...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

about zombies
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I would vaccinate everyone except for the members of U2
and possibly the Manic Street Preachers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Great call on MSP.
Shouty Welsh fuckwits.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

please add x factor contestants to your list.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Ropemakers and radiator valve manufacturers should definitely be protected.

You never know when you're going to need a good bit of rope.
(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

We need a competition to see who gets vaccinated
In one hundred words or less, explain why you deserve to survive the pandemic.

Tie breaker: I like the idea of a zombie apocalypse because....
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)

"I haven't written anything, because I'm not really good at that type of thing. But I did a drawing."
"It's me, in the nip, with a dog!"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Ha!
Father Ted FTW!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)

'Ted, Ted, Ted'
'What Dougal?'
'Do you believe in an afterlife?'
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)

How you getting on with New Vegas?
I made it to the strip last night but I want to tie up some side quests before I carry on.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

In a quandry right now.
Ahead of you so won't give spoilers but mr house wants to me kill off a faction I like. No glitches since xbox update either.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I'm not too bothered about spoilers (but I suppose others might be)
I've met Mr House, but I want to Complete the "Vault 22" side quest
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

It all get's a little complicated at the end, who to betray, who to put in power and stuff.
Vault 11 is quite a strange quest. 22 is ok, bit short. Have you got a companion? Boone's spotter perk is ace.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Yeah, i've got Boone (the sniper from the t-rex statue, right?)
he is brilliant, those fucking geckos no longer cause me any problem (or any of the other little bastards)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I tried Veronica
and she is shit with guns, as my guy is a sniper build Boone is ace. Right think I'm starting the final leg. Should be hearing Ron Pearlman any Minute. War, War Never Changes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Veronica is best with melee weapons, she says so
I've got her in power armour and using a shotgun fist weapon thing (always forget the name) and she's destroying things. Have done her personal quest now though, so might switch back to Cass or Boone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I'd heard good things
but she spends most of the time out of the fight as I sit back and pick them off so no use at all really. Not bothered with Cass I like Boone to much. I want to try and get Neil the Mutant.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Not found Neil, but got Lucy the Super Mutant

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I would only give the vaccine to me and mine
Except for my uncle Tony and a couple of my mates who I've gone right off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)