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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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the highlight of my day has been chinese food for lunch and getting a coupon for a free bag of dog food in the mail
I've never been to an Ikea, but as shit as everyone says it is, I couldn't care less about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:24, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
No it's not shit it's amazing I love the place

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)
I should've said "it's too far away from me to care about trying to go there just to browse because I'm broke anyway"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)
That's the thing about IKEA.
You go in, as it's cheap. You find lots of cheap things, buy them because "oh they're cheap" and then BAM massive bill at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)
its depressing
mooching round all those pretty rooms and then crawling back to my fucking hovel
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)
Living the dream with flatpack furniture

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)
nar grandad carked it when i moved in so i got all his old gear. which was a touch

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)
At least he had timing

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Apparently the meatballs are good
but I have never eaten there. By that point, I've already run out screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)
that's why you get in and eat the meatballs first
I quite like them.

It's just a question of never going when it is busy, which means never going to an Ikea east of the one in Cardiff.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)
I made the mistake of going
on a bank holiday once.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)
Or just go in the back door
and buy a couple of bags of the frozen meatballs, and then leave. And you never have to see the actual place ...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)
so what you're saying
Is you like anal so you can get at the balls
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)
I'll bet your dog is annoyed
Surely they'd appreciate the dog food more than you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)
So supper's sorted as well eh?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)
lots of vitamins
LOTS
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

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