Mental thread is long
So my pinched nerve is now actually starting to hurt, rather than just leave me with pins and needles AND I saw Brian Blessed in Uxbridge.

How awesome has your day been?

Edit: Oh, and I'm going to Ikea later. In WEMBLEY, no less. Beat that, suckers.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01, 85 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Evening, Monty

( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Alright?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Yeah, not bad
Did I see you mention who your mysterious affair was, the other day?

If so, I've heard good things.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Yes, I'm no longer sworn to the worst-kept secrecy of all time.
All v good so far. Having a jolly nice time and all that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)

You know what?
you're right.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Luckily
it's a quiet thread.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Not that quiet.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Looked it at the time
I'm not certain, but I may have dropped a bollock here, Battered.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:22, Reply)

i know and you did the right thing. Not being critical, just pointing out that a few of us are still around.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Even in response to the question "What are your girlfriend's favourite items on the Burger King menu?"

(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Actually, I'd be quite offended by the suggestion that I went out with someone who chose to eat there.

(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I assumed he was talking about her latest catch
given that she is a keen angler and all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Oh, so it's Batshitmentalist that Monty is going out with?
I had been wondering who it could be.
(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

B69 won't be pleased to hear this...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Neither am I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, EH?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)

-_-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

No. Edmund.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

he might be a colossal helmet
an awful cunt, and a frankly disgusting pseudo-hobo, but give the man some credit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Pfft. MD deals are done on a strictly cash upfront basis.

(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Nah mate I'm good for it.
Come on, it's only 'til Tuesday!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Why are you laughing at everything?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:14, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry what did you say?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:16, Reply)

A week off the MDs has ruined his tolerance.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I fucking hope so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Hah. Funny.
-narrows eyes-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Did you sent a cock pic
to Brian Blessed?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I didn't dare
His mouth is every bit as loud and hairy as it looks on telly. My poor cock would be lost in there. The Dartford tunnel ain't in it, I tell you.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)

an alright day thanks
Should be a good evening though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Alorr pet
I abandoned that thread before the insults started, so only just saw your suggestion of the Song of Roland when I got back. Surly Turk has it somewhere in his mound of books. I followed Tugger's suggestion of the Two Lives of Charlemagne, though.

I had "coffee" with blankyboy, though. He and my friends were still at the cafe when I walked by, so I sat down for a fag and a chat which turned a commitment for us to learn useless lists of things in Aristophanes lectures (his- 150 pokemon, mine - Countries of the commonwealth/song lists for 15 musicals, Hot Scot- countries of the world), 3 cups of tea, 10 cigarettes and a rant about the council. Pretty fun actually.

How are you? Congrats on the 2:1 :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

that is a great way to waste time
I am impressed. The song of roland is gaaaay and brilliant

It was a scraped 2.1 at 62 but considering I did no revision I was bloody pleased with it. That's what a knowledge of the bible gets you kids! that and raped

Off to london now!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Ooh actually no mine was decided as books of the bible, in order.
If I decide to be hardcore I'll learn number of chapters in each.

LONDON?! LONDON?! How did I not know about this?! Have a great time :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

thanks
I am undecided about what to do after gig. Apparantly my brother is clubbing with some otc friends but I'm not dressed for clubbing.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Are you ok for places to stay?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

i should be
I'll probably head back on the night bus if nothing comes up, though my brother is trying to insist I go back to brighton with him and his mates
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

If all goes tits up give me a call.
My bed is always open for you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

aww thanks :)
I no longer have a stuffed nose so no snoring haha. Should be fine. What are you up to this evening?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I always snore, though.
Almost always. I am not up to much, at the moment I'm in bed with a millionaire's shortbread and I'm contemplating curry. Who are you seeing?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

iliketrains
Recommended by dj who is also seeing them. Fancy predrinks or after drinks?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Not really feeling up to leevin' thee 'aaaase, in my best Parklife impression.
Whereabouts are you seeing them?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

i have no idea
London 100 club it says on the ticket if that means anything?

Well I'm still arranging this oxford bash to try and suit all, so hope you can come to that!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

No idea where that is.
but yes I will Oxford Bash it up if shit's not in the way.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

*cough*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Song of Roland is excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I will be sure to check it out.
I'm not reading enough at the moment.

enough at all
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)

im glad you agree
The archbishop is fantastic
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Thanks!
I'll put the little feller away now.

*zips*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

eugh
There should be a turpin/turnip pun there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

My evening involves not having to go out in the rain
And backing up about 4000 photos from my computer. Take that other people's lives.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I'm currently transferring my DVDs
to a hard drive. I feel your pain, this kind of thing is without doubt a form of purgatory.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

the highlight of my day has been chinese food for lunch and getting a coupon for a free bag of dog food in the mail
I've never been to an Ikea, but as shit as everyone says it is, I couldn't care less about it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)

No it's not shit it's amazing I love the place

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I should've said "it's too far away from me to care about trying to go there just to browse because I'm broke anyway"

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)

That's the thing about IKEA.
You go in, as it's cheap. You find lots of cheap things, buy them because "oh they're cheap" and then BAM massive bill at the end.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

its depressing
mooching round all those pretty rooms and then crawling back to my fucking hovel
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Living the dream with flatpack furniture

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

nar grandad carked it when i moved in so i got all his old gear. which was a touch

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

At least he had timing

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Apparently the meatballs are good
but I have never eaten there. By that point, I've already run out screaming.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)

that's why you get in and eat the meatballs first
I quite like them.

It's just a question of never going when it is busy, which means never going to an Ikea east of the one in Cardiff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I made the mistake of going
on a bank holiday once.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Or just go in the back door
and buy a couple of bags of the frozen meatballs, and then leave. And you never have to see the actual place ...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

so what you're saying
Is you like anal so you can get at the balls
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Hahaha

( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)

I'll bet your dog is annoyed
Surely they'd appreciate the dog food more than you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)

So supper's sorted as well eh?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)

lots of vitamins
LOTS
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Ikea
Is fucking bent. Even the cheap hotdogs aren't cheap enough for me to want to go there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

It fucking is. It should be called 'Iquea'.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)

+er
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

ZING!
can I go home pls?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAer' ?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

What's with all the manic laughter today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

He's just smoked a whole bunch of crack

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

A thoroughly boring day that involved going to the Post Office and not much else.
I plan to get stoned off my bonce for free later though so all is not so bad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)

it was mental man
some bloke got out of his van at the traffic lights and beat up my car. then he got back in and didnt like us lol'ing so he spazzed out at the wheel but we were gooooone innit

i went to uxbridge once
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

I just found out today I'm being made redundant
So I've had better days. Still, it's not straight away and I've wanted to leave for a while so I have the chance to turn it into something positive. Plus my missus is staying over tonight so sympathy fun times agogo :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Unlucky mon.
Drown your sorrows in Becks Blue. That's my advice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

thats your advice for everything though

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Har har!
Nice one Monty! I think it's more likely to be red wine and lots of it!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Sad to hear that bbz.
Hope sexytime cheers you up.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I'm fairly certain it will
Not really too down about it anyway. Didn't react very well at the initial meeting mind.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Sorry to hear that
it's never fun to be pushed before you've had a chance to walk. But look at it this way, if you'd walked, you wouldn't have got what is hopefully an adequate severance.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Very true
If I find something better in the meantime though I'm gone. I've been there less that four years so can't imagine it would be a spectacular package.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I'm sure it will be at least enough
to buy some decently weighted willow with which to smash up the MD's Beemer.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

And possibly the return flights to Madison, Wisconsin to do it
:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Enjoy the mayhem at IKEA
It is a place populated by mentals.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)