what anyone else would want
love, respect, honesty, a working cock
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

so if you aren't bothered about looks and a sense of humour
I fail to see why you've failed to bag a keeper.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:51, Reply)

gee, maybe because I'm fat and ugly?
lol but really
it's because I'm fat and ugly :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)

All women think they're fat and ugly.
99% of them aren't.

Try being a bloke, not only are most of us ugly, but generally speaking we have the same hairstyle for years and only own a couple of pairs of shoes.

At least ladies can do something different with their hair and make-up, we are largely stuck with how we've been born!

This is why men can grow beards. I may have made that bit up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)

pfft I'd rather be a bloke

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I've always said I should have been a bloke.
I'd be really handsome as a bloke.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)