I hate you
that will be in my head the WHOLE EVENING now.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I couldn't help myself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)

There's a video on my facebook of my friend doing air guitar with a mop to that.
I love it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)

What? His cock?

( zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)

how crude

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Standards have dropped Vippers my man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

lamentable

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Indeed.
Even Monty has been in a good mood lately.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Cock in my HEAD?
Love, I know you've just had a baby but I think you're doing it wrong, that's really not where it goes.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Cock in your FACE, on the other hand...
edit: "Cock in mouth then twatted into a metal sign at high speed while very drunk" came up on autocomplete. I was a little disturbed until I realised I was describing a character's death in a book.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)

That sounds like one hell of a book

( zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Someone gets eaten by a vagina.
Someone has gay sex with an ifrit and turns into one himself.
Someone has an erotic dream involving a woman who shifts between woman and cat.
There is a zombie.
There are as many twists as you can cram into a book.
It's fucking amazing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)