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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What is it with massive evening threads these days?
It's nearly like the days of Spakkaman and Maladicta.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:32, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I have brandy

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:34, Reply)
I have excellent cheekbones.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:34, Reply)
I have wiry forearms
wiry as in muscular, not heroin addicted
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
i think I have a mouse in my house

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)
Humane trap, over the fence
Sorted
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
I reckon
no idea where it got in or where it's living. I just saw something scurry alongside the wall
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:38, Reply)
They can squeeze through tiny gaps
Probably on your pillow right now
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
I actually like mice
it's not so much freaking me out as making me worry it'll chew through wires and things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)
Should be ok
I like shrews, they're cute
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
who does that precum thing?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Oh god that's genuinely one of the first threads I remember

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)
Along with Chickenlady gloating she'd seen a b3tan naked.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)
Was that back in the days before OT?
When we just had huge threads in QOTW each day?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)
nope from the days of the HSH threads

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
But we had those on QOTW and OT
NOT A SUFFICIENT ANSWER.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)
It was from OT.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Useful answer is useful and an answer
How are you Lampers?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Look down the thread.
I'm the new Chompy.

Not too bad, bit tired, not working. How's the jobsearching going?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)
Look at you with your links to things you're talking about and people are looking for
Jobsearch has got me 2 months of work, but need to sort out the paperwork, and the person i need to speak to is on holiday, but the work's there and pretty guaranteed.

Did you eat curry in your bed earlier? If so, that seems a bit strange.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
I'm a searchninja. Not really. Just remembered the thread and could never forget it :(
That's excellent to hear. No, I did not eat curry in my bed, nor did I eat curry at all. I ate biscuits in bed, because I'm fat and crave sugar without leaving my nest.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)
I can say nothing, as I've crawled into bed with my laptop
Work news is good news, but will lead to me returning to the land of buying expensive things that I want. Oh well.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)
I've been in bed since I got back from college and coffee.
It's fantastic. I have vimto and the internet and music. It's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)

vimto a wank
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
is "shut up" a sufficient answer?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
It's a step in the right direction my dear boy

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
jolly bong

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
I think I caught the end of that odd
tradition
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)
it became revoltingly friendly

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Fuck off, Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
That's more like it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
I aim to please.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)

to please at your eyes and mouth
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Not you
From what I hear.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)
Spakkaman
Famously DIDN'T do the precum thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)
I think it's the nights drawing in.
It's cozy here.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)
BLAST FROM THE PAST KIDS
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post414925
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Oh dear.
My quirks are exposed on that thread.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)
That's like a fucking shot through the heart, that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)
but who is to blame?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)
I hate you
that will be in my head the WHOLE EVENING now.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)
I couldn't help myself

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)
There's a video on my facebook of my friend doing air guitar with a mop to that.
I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
What? His cock?

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)
how crude

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Standards have dropped Vippers my man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
lamentable

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Indeed.
Even Monty has been in a good mood lately.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Cock in my HEAD?
Love, I know you've just had a baby but I think you're doing it wrong, that's really not where it goes.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Cock in your FACE, on the other hand...
edit: "Cock in mouth then twatted into a metal sign at high speed while very drunk" came up on autocomplete. I was a little disturbed until I realised I was describing a character's death in a book.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)
That sounds like one hell of a book

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
Someone gets eaten by a vagina.
Someone has gay sex with an ifrit and turns into one himself.
Someone has an erotic dream involving a woman who shifts between woman and cat.
There is a zombie.
There are as many twists as you can cram into a book.
It's fucking amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)
The guy that gives love a bad name.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)
what you mean
ALL OF US?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)
ALL OF YOU YOU BASTARDS!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)
I can only apologise
and try to reassure you that we really aren't all complete cuntbags
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
Ok

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)
how many times have I asked you if you are going to be at the bash in December in Bristol?
and what was your answer?

my memory for some things really is abysmal.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)
She is and so am I
WOOP WOOP
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)
quality :-)
I look forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Woop Woop!
The sound of the police.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Don't mention KRS-One on OT
Haven't you learned that he's the key to disagreement?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)
I'm not :(
Serious sad face here.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)
ah that really is a shame :-/

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Can't afford it, unfortunately.
Otherwise I'd be there like a Catface up a CHCB.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
I can understand that
I would've dearly loved to have gone to the last London bash, and while I was offered a loan with very good terms by one or two of the kind souls on here, I couldn't accept.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)
One day, my son, one day...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Gutted : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Me too :(
Still doing the Manc bash though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)
Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
I feel your sadness
Although having never met CHCB or the Cap'n, it's probably slightly less.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
they are splendid people

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)
I am very sure they are
Having talked to them many times on here. A wedding bash would probably also be a strange time to first rear my head and make an appearance.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)
Have you met any b3tans yet?
Or are you just Edmund in deep cover?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)
I have most unfortunately not
I was all set for the Edinbash, then ended up in hospital that day instead, which wasn't all that helpful really. Roota was up this way one day, but helpfully didn't let me know until she'd got home again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)
Come down to London next bigbash.
When you have dolla.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Yeah!
Me love you long time only 5 dolla.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Dolla was the main issue with this one
Next time I should hopefully have said dolla and it won't be an issue. Once I have the money, I then just have the excuse of being scared of meeting internet weirdos, which isn't really a proper excuse, so I'd have to turn up.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)
They're not bad at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
I heard there's this one
That punches you if you get on her nerves. I think I'd be scared of her.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
She also lets you have anal sex with her in the toilets

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)
Pre- and suc-ceeded with a nice bout of punching

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)
AL YOU MOTHERFUCKING GEORDIE
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)
a good point
but I honestly don't think they would mind, particularly if you have talked to them on here.

are you in London now?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Nope, still up in Scotchland
Otherwise I'd have been at the Londonbash.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)
makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Yep
The London company took 6 weeks to tell me they weren't giving me a job. Cocks.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)
I had met Catface once before the big Londonbash.
I met CHCB and was (stupidly) surprised to find she had a Northern Irish accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)
I'm kind of scared to meet some of my favourites
I don't know why, the ones I've met so far haven't been a let down. The bash in Cornwall was one of the funniest times I've had, and I've laughed an awful lot over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Meeting Monty was one of the best moments of my life.
Not even going to lie. Anyone who saw my face will testify to that. I think I've got to the point where I've met most of the people I want to meet. Would like to meet you at some point, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Naturally. Likewise.
I have a horrible feeling I'll disappoint people. A few have told me I am near the top of their lists of folk to meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)
I was terribly disappointed :(

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)
I don't know how you can lie like that
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)
I was not disappointed by you!
You are one of the loveliest b3tans I've met.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

b3tans people

seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
I'll toast my vimto to that

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Cheers guys.
BED!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
night chap
I'm off to reeferland myself
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Night lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
I don't think I've been disappointed by anyone.
Of course there have been the people I'd rather not ahve met...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Bloody hell Lamps.
He's an absolutley smashing chap but srsly.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)
I was so shocked I almost fell over
and Crow had to block my fall with his flannel shirt. That was my introduction to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)
I really am quite serious
next year there needs to be a cornwall/devon surf bash.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)
the issue with that is the unpredictability of the weather
and that a lot of people aren't so keen on camping.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)
I hate camping but a B3ta camping bash would be awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)
It would be carnage
but in a really good way.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Can I also stipulate that there must be toilets.
Doesn't have to be great toilets but toilets nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
not a problem

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
I'd love to come to this.
Please make it happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)
It's gaining momentum I think
I've spoken to a fair few people who are interested. Easter is pretty late next year, we could do it then?
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
sounds good to me
I typically go camping then anyway.

The place I have in mind is about halfway betwixt Newquay and Padstow.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)
What are the trains like from London?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
not too bad actually
takes 5ish hours to get to Newquay.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
RIGHT.
When this happens, I propose several b3tans get the same train so I'm not eating myself through boredom.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
sensible
you are all keeping me from having a joint though, so I will speak to you tomorrow I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)
To Newquay,
probably not that amazing. But I would be driving so can pick you/anyone else up from Bristol.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
we could rendezvous by Exeter and form a convoy so no one gets lost

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)
Awesome.
I really hope this comes off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)
:D
I would love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)
it's been bandied around before
and berk seems very keen indeed, so we'll try and make it happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
berk just wants to add you to her man mountain

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
she'll have to join the queue with the rest of them

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
THERE IS NO DAMN MOUNTAIN

(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
*Donovans*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Every campsite I've ever been to has toilets and showers!
are there really places that don't nowadays?
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
They are called "France"

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
They generally just lack toilets* as a nation
*And standards
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
That's why you go to France when you want to have sex
But you still dont get any.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
You make me sadface
sadfaceturgid
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Never been camping in France
mainly because of the stories I've heard.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
I am the king of camping.
I'd make sure you enjoyed it. Particularly if we were to go to my favourite spot, because you can have fires and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Which makes you King Camper?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
it does not

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Ooh! Get you!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Possibly Rutland Water in April, may be a calendar item in the new year if I can get a bunch of locals interested too.
Should be able to put something together.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
Camping is awesome
People are lame :(
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Who'd have thought, what with her being from there, eh?
I'm still disappointed she doesn't carry a whip and wear a stetson.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)
What can I say, I'm a fucking idiot.
Ditto Roota with Scouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Her and her scouse ways
Crazy girl that she is.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
I must be awful and admit now that I struggle to tell all the various british/scottish/irish accents apart.
they don't sound the same to me, but I can't tell which one is which..
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
I have much the same problem :/

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
You couldn't tell a Scotch from an Irish?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
I can tell scotch from irish most times
but I couldn't tell you where in scotchland or where in irish the accent is from.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)
I couldn't do that either

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Some norn irish accents can be taken for scottish
don't worry though, mistakes rarely end in knee-capping.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)
Is thart treuh nye?
(That's meant to be Belfast by the way.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
How long did it take to try and work out a Belfast accent in text form?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)
27.193 seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)
Far short of world record pace I'm afraid

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)
It's all about skill in this game.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)
Unless I concentrate.
Depends on the strength. I find it hard with the weak ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)
You know, I actually feel much better hearing that. :)
I mean if people who've lived in great britain all their lives can't tell which is which, what hope have I?
I do quite like the scottish accents though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Hey look it's Vipros of an evening.
I'm supposed to be asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
just having a quick peek about
mrs is still full of cold and has a numb mouth from the dentist so has taken herself to bed early. I'm about to go and smoke a fat one.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Slightly jealous, although off it once more.
It's been fucking with my head again, the bastard. If only I'd skipped all those bongs and buckets in the early days, I could handle a smoke now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
yeah, that shit'll fuck you up.
great news about the flat though. I'm very pleased for you and your padawan.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Cheers, Master.
Viewing on Thursday morning, bouncing around like a loon Thursday afternoon if it's up to scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
I'm sure it will be grand
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)
You should totally get her to give you a blow job!
Then she'll feel like someone else is doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
I don't think she'd go for it somehow.
I'm not going to say that exactly what you suggest hadn't already crossed my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
If she can't feel it then she'll never know.
I am a bad, bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)

And in the morning you could just say she was sleep wallpapering and made a mess. Bingo!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
I'm told that only one half of her mouth is numb
otherwise your plan would have been flawless.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)
You could always go down the body mod cock split in two route...
And have a wank with the other half. Double the fun, half the effort.

Christ, I'm grossing myself out here.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)
that caused a furrowed brow
I'm not entirely sure what to make of it and so will be backing slowly away....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)
There is a link somewhere
that I'm not even going to try and find... Suffice to say, it's hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Hahahaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Right! I can't wait up all night waiting for Jeff to wish me good night so I'm off to bed.
He knows my timetable.


Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Sorry Blousie
I decided to throw my dinner up* and thought I'd be best off doing that in the toilet, rather than on my keyboard.

*Not because I'm a mental.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

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