My boss kissed me on the mouth last night in the pub
He was plastered. Leads by example. Luckily I wasn't drunk enough to think that pursuing this might be a good way to get a pay rise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:15, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I sincerely hope you hounded him out of the pub yelling
"BUMDER ALERT" at the top of your voice.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I wish the alcohol hadn't dulled my presence aforethought so greatly
because it had given me the foolish bravado required for such an undertaking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

foolish bravado required for such an undertaking raging horn
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

You'd certainly get a 'gay rise'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

So the level of gayness increases with the amount of alcohol consumed?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Loath as I am to quote from the godawful 90's "sitcom" Gimme Gimme Gimme,
one exchange springs readily to mind here.

"What's the difference between a straight man and a bisexual man?"

"About 8 pints of lager"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I had 8 pints of lager at the weekend, and several vodka's,
and there was no urge, whatsoever, to gobble a cock or gape my hairy arsehole.

On the flip side, how many pints does it take to make a bender, straight?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I'll say it before anyone else does;
I'll try and find out this weekend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Why, whats happening at the weekend?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)