The scalp of the thieving cunt at the DHL depot who apparently has stolen one of our replacement laptops

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:27, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh dear, not again.
Are you feeling better rested?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Thank you for asking but unfortunately not. I had to get up at 4.30am to get the gf to the airport.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I hope she has fun with her gay sharks,
and I hope you feel better soon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Thank you.
EDIT: I like the phrase "gay sharks" and will use this to annoy her when she gets back if she doesn't bring me a present.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:31, Reply)

It is, I'm afraid, from Glee
There's a really thick character in it who comes out with shit like that. I think the phrase was "I thought dolphins were just gay sharks".

Sorry to burst your bubble.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I shall use it nonetheless.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

that is the best moment from that show

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I love the one where she claims she went to a misogynist after she pulled her hamstring.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

She'll bring you a present
It's mandatory, when one goes on travellingand the other stays; the one travelling has to bring a present.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

She hasn't from previous holidays, but then I have told her not to. Didn't say that this time though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)

More likely he's just put it on the wrong van.
It'll turn up.
/used to work in logistics.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:28, Reply)

That's not what their regional director is saying

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)

ha ha, well that's some real professionalism.
If that's the case you'll get the money back at least.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

The husband of a friend of mine is a VP at DHL, I have yet to involve him or to name drop with the people I am dealing with but it won't be long

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Ironically enough
I was emailed by HDNL this morning - they've lost my parcel too. Fucking wonderful.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

You'd think it would be relatively easy to take a parcel from one place to another wouldn't you. Is it anything expensive?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

You'd think wouldn't you?
Especially as they originally emailed me to tell me they had it in the depot, so technically they've lost it twice...

Thankfully not, but it's a return of some goods that aren't up to standard and I'd really rather not deal with the snooty guy I have to send them back to.

Having said that, this does now mean I get the delivery cost back, so the whole venture wasn't much of a loss for us.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

god
you should see the issues i have with our courier companies sometimes. how hard can it be to drive a motorbike to an address and post something through the letterbox there?

i did not realise this request equates to genuine rocket science.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Rocket science isn't really that hard
It's all just geometry and simple mathematics, with a bit of chemistry.

Rocket engineering, on the other hand, is a right bastard of a job.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

either one
is harder than pushing an envelope through a letterbox.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

They're not taking one though are they
they're taking tens of thousands.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Sorry to hear that
Maybe you should alarm them or something.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)

It has been stolen from the delivery company before it has been delivered to me.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)