when you are drunk
or scottish

they are unacceptable at any other time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I thoroughly disagree

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)

if you are referring to your typical kebab house kebab then you are totally wrong
the fact that you suggest Greggs as a viable alternative just backs that up.

Greggs is fucking rancid. I'm surprised they are allowed to call what they make pasties.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Greggs is the VERY last resort

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I'd rummage through a bin before going to Greggs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Or Turkish.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

or Greek.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Or a massive fat

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)