I hid them behind your mum

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I hid my mum
and the entire population of Bangladesh behind one of your buttocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I think someone at the bash said that Al's arse has TWO postcodes.
Can anyone attest to the veracity of that statement?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Alright Raoul?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Mighty fine thanks Battered. How do?
Since the tubes are mashed I took the opportunity to skive a day off and loaf around like a student.

I've kind of spoiled the effect by having a glass of white Burgundy for lunch, but you get the general idea.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Good effort.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Some of us *know* how to diet.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)

One in Bucks
and the other in Middlesex.

Arf.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Which would put his ringpiece somewhere near Slough. Which is apt.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

That would make
Staines the approximate location of his gusset.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Shame it's not Bucks and Essex
Or his ringpiece would fit quite nicely in the inner ring road.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)

There is a brown tinge to the sky at the moment,

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:23, Reply)

That was me. So yes, I wasn't lying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)