I think some old bloke got me pregnant at the Scott Monument on Saturday
I think he deliberately stood at the narrowest point on the steps so that he could feel people up
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Some guy did that to me at a festival
we were crushed in the pit and he put his hand right down the back of my jeans and had a right good feel of my arse, but I couldn't do anything to stop it, it was horrible.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Haven't washed my hand since
*prouds*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I tried to punch the guy
did it hurt?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

No
I have a very high pain threshold.

Edit: And you punch like a girl.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I hate having my arse felt by someone I barely know.
I hope Bill reads this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

lolz

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I read the first few words of that and my heart dropped though my undies
then I read the rest and laughed

*fans self*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I hope I'm not
He was ugly and had a voice like Gordon Brittas.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I hope you're not too
you're far too broody to be having kids.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Isn't it broody people who tend to have kids?
Besides, I only like borrowing them, not raising them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)