I'm not very good at insults
I did call my friend an "utter cunt" after he waved a dead mouse still attatched to a trap in my face.

Being fond of portmanteaus, I enjoy "twazzock".

My best friend was referred to as a "manipulative shrew" by someone on our course.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think my favourite insult about me is still lazy, high maintenance shitehawk.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Hmmm...

(Kip, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

*prouds*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

where's the bin?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Behind me
But I've been in a viewing suite, getting a case ready for a client visit tomorrow.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

ooh you got what I meant and everything
I was expecting you to go "eh?"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I've lived with Northerners y'know

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

fucking fucking hell
one of my colleagues went to a halloween party where the theme was "dress as a northerner".

i find this racist!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

My sister went to a "dress as a chav" party
Utterly shit idea.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

did she raid your wardrobe?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

She still hasn't returned my Lizzy Duke chains and sovs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

you should cut her

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I went to a party years ago where we all dressed as Tory Wives - all twinsets, pearls and blue tights.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

That was rather spectacular.
Like the new name :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

thanks
it's a tribute to Monty
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I will miss the O'Hairy
but I understand the danger of someone looking for corsets finding you on here :P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

yeah, I was making rapelols only an hour ago, not great PR.
I will miss it too. I might start making up other words that fit with the O H initials and keep cycling them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Oh Hello!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)

o hai!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

hehe better

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Kitty Of Hatred
Would be fitting on some days. On others, try Kit-Oh, Haribo!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I read that as corpse

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)

well we do do DEAD languages
hahahahahaha
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

twazzock

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

You terrible cunt.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)

office elle oh elle

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)