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creative insults
what is your favourite swear word/insult?

alt q: can/should i use it on the client i am about to call?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:51, 196 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Deeply personal are the best.
Find out what they feel insecure about and then hit them with it.
No you shouldn't use them in work.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
needs moar examples

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Well it's different to every person
or else it wouldn't work.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
sigh...
give. us. the. person.

then. give. us. the. insult.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I like asshat, dickslap
and daft badger.

You can probably get away with calling him a daft badger
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Asshat is a brilliant insult
My flatmate used to dislike being called a cockbadger though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Why is badger such a lolrandom animal?
I think weasels are funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Cockweasel is a fine insult.
If they look sufficiently like a tramp (hi Monty!) then Cockweazle is an acceptable variation.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Or, even better for Monty, Cockwurzel.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
STOP STEALING MY THOUGHTS

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Never!
They make good cushions.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Wurzelpiss lol

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
What about Cockwurzel?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Fuck Knuckle
Arse Candle
Nipple
Specimen
Cunt Beak
Elton John
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
elton john???
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Only to be used in the most extreme of circumstances

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Cunt beak is a favourite of mine too

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Bounder
Closely followed by Cad.

EDIT: Ooh, and 'Helmet.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Helmet's always a good one.
Fnar fnar!
(Kip, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I'm quite fond of pillock.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
+ a

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Yes I've known a few.
But then again too few to mention.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I like that one as well.
I would like to find more uses for it in conversation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Pillock is good
Cretin has old English providence so I like it even better.
(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
OAF!
I use this all the time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
We should bring back oik
oi oi lumme look at him
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)
I once heard someone shout in anger; "YOU WIFESWAPPING SHITBOX!"
probably best not to use it on your client
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
ths is sheer genius
although admittedly of niche application to most people as i don't know any wifeswappers. that i know of.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
I always wondered if it was an attempt to confuse AND insult the other party
I like to use it in polite company
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
i would
but i don't think i know any polite company
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Apparently 'bunch of fucking arseholes' is my catchphrase.
Having a distinct Sarf London accent means it brings much amusement to my friends up here in Newcastle.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Sorry I stepped on you
I deleted mine and will post it later.

I like to say "you are useless", very coldly, with a long stare.

Is the client a cunt? Does he own you money?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I prefered your thread.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
well go and play there then
in the deleted bit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
That was one of the examples you desperatly wanted.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
"had a mild interest in"
would have been more accurate than "desperately wanted".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)
this is what women say about Chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
It really isn't.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
they don't even take a mild interest in you?
gut...ted.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
i was just going to edit that to say
which i am sure you are used to in the bedroom, or "something like that".

many times on here i think we share a brain, kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Who's got it today?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
that was quite funny for you

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
turns out I don't like that phrase even when it's directed at Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
SOZ ARD

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
SPEAK PROPERLY

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Sorry
But that was a funny answer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
yeah well
even a blind squirrel will stumble across the occasional nut.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I think you just insulted yourself and Kitty.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I'm afraid she's right Chompy
She doesn't desperately want anything other than boulangerie-based penetration and pink things.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
this is totally untrue
i also desperately want more caribbean holidays, a few more diamonds would be nice, a couple of pairs of louboutin boots...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I love that you said "also"
Thereby failing to repute my claims.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
or reFute them, even?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Whatever bread-felcher

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
psst
refute

or possibly repudiate
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
This is correct
I cannot be bothered to correct though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
my sister has decided to rent a wedding dress and spend the money on a pair of Louboutins instead

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
sensible girl
i approve

my friend got married in a pair and had her bridesmaids in scarlet dresses, looked quite cool walking down the aisle!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
That sort of implied that she wasn't wearing anything else

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Are they the ones with the red soles?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
mais oui
the pair of boots i have my eye on are £850. for suede boots. they would last about 5 mins.

this is why even i won't be spunking that on them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
How much?!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
This is far more than the camera I'm going to get
Boots should not cost far more than a fancy camera, especially if they can't be worn due to weather issues.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)
haha gaaaaaaay

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Em told me about them a hundred times
And a hundred times I told her "You're retarded if you spend that much on shoes".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
whilst she heard "I'd love to get them for you darling"

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
True
She always said "If you love me you'll do/buy x for me"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
my mrs intends to get some bright red shoes to wear under her wedding dress
I was trying to get her to get some sky blue boots with 4" shiny stainless steel heels, but she wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Gosh, you're spoiled
having even my first one of any one of the above would be nice, let alone 'more' of all three!
(berk, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
well i don't really have any of them
except the caribbean holidays, but you can never ever have enough of those!

i have about 6 weeks to find someone to take with me to jamaica so i don't have to share with my 3 year old niece......
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
we've been through this
mrs = no holiday!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
she could come too?
you'd like her I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
i'm sure she's amazing, but the two of you together are kind of not what i am looking for
in a bedroom partner in the caribbean, old buddy old pal.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
you just keep trying to deceive yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
*ears prick up*
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Try berk
She has loads of spare cock available at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
she's gonna deck you soon

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
It won't take much to deck me at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I'll put it back soon
when everybody is going home and no one can see it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
oh sorry
i didn't notice!

she is not my client (yet) but i understand from a colleague that she is a bitch on wheels who, yes, hates paying bills. marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Yes, I also like "___ on wheels"

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Oh, no, it was my fault
I posted it 3 min after yours.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
badgers cunt
twat waffle
wolf pussy
crunt sack
get a fucking grip on life
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I said 'wolf pussy' last night in honour of you.
my mate was talking bollocks, so I said "Sounds like wolf pussy to me".

Did I use it correctly?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
hahaha yeah
what'd he do?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I had been drinking, so I can't quite remember what he was saying
but it was definitely a right load of old bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
still, that's awesome :)

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I'm not very good at insults
I did call my friend an "utter cunt" after he waved a dead mouse still attatched to a trap in my face.

Being fond of portmanteaus, I enjoy "twazzock".

My best friend was referred to as a "manipulative shrew" by someone on our course.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I think my favourite insult about me is still lazy, high maintenance shitehawk.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Hmmm...

(Kip, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
*prouds*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
where's the bin?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Behind me
But I've been in a viewing suite, getting a case ready for a client visit tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
ooh you got what I meant and everything
I was expecting you to go "eh?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I've lived with Northerners y'know

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
fucking fucking hell
one of my colleagues went to a halloween party where the theme was "dress as a northerner".

i find this racist!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
My sister went to a "dress as a chav" party
Utterly shit idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
did she raid your wardrobe?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
She still hasn't returned my Lizzy Duke chains and sovs

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
you should cut her

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I went to a party years ago where we all dressed as Tory Wives - all twinsets, pearls and blue tights.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
That was rather spectacular.
Like the new name :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
thanks
it's a tribute to Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I will miss the O'Hairy
but I understand the danger of someone looking for corsets finding you on here :P
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
yeah, I was making rapelols only an hour ago, not great PR.
I will miss it too. I might start making up other words that fit with the O H initials and keep cycling them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Oh Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
o hai!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
hehe better

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Kitty Of Hatred
Would be fitting on some days. On others, try Kit-Oh, Haribo!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I read that as corpse

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
well we do do DEAD languages
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
twazzock

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
You terrible cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
office elle oh elle

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Twat bastardy bollock-breathed shit sheath.

Cunting cock-a-knob and variants thereon - Knobby cocking cuntface etc.
(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I also like hat-stand, no idea where I heard it but it's mine now
"Do one you utter hat-stand" always amuses me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I think that is Roger Irrelevant from VIZ.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Close
I think he was described as being 'completely fucking hat-stand'.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Could be, I don't remember the "fucking" though.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Irrelevant
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
More of a Roger Mellie man myself

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Wibble

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Sarcastically calling a former colleague
'Handsome-lucky-fresh-breath' on a almost daily basis.

The boy was a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Gobshite

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Also see "gobshite-ing shriekery" used to describe the loudly expressed opinions of a gobshite.

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I like describing annoying women as screeching harpies

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I am rather fond of calling them relentless harridans
or a couple of old good ones "psycho hosebeast" and "gypsy slag-wagon"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
I quite enjoyed being called a hambeast by /talk
and I like gypsy slag wagon
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
gypsy slag-wagon rolls nicely off the tongue
one of my uni mates came up with some classics. His mind often couldn't keep up with his tongue and as such he called me such things as "kipper's pimp" and "whelk's hang-glider"

and the ultimate "cuntybiffsnifter"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I like kipper's pimp
fisssshhyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
just try calling someone a cuntybiffsnifter though
you'll love it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I also call folk 'bollockchops' quite a lot
though I use it more as a term of endearment rather than an insult.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
It's better when it's tailored to the person in question
but fuckwit works well in most situations, as does cretin. Or cretinous fuckwit, if they've really pissed me off.
I called someone a 'belming great retard' the other day. They did not know what belming was, so I belmed at them (hard, naturally) and stomped off leaving them stood in the middle of the corridor looking immensely confused.

I also find myself using 'shitbox', but this is usually only ever directed at my laptop when it's having a spazattack.
(berk, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Shitehawk is good
As are swears that can have 'face' tacked on the end, for example, cuntface.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
'Fucktard' is also a favourite
And 'Pisswitch'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
talking to yourself is the first sign of madness

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I was once told that talking to me is actually the first sign of madness :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
aww sadface!
I hope you called them a shitweasel.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I have a feeling I may have called him a bladder

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
It's the only decent conversation I have nowadays

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
He looks so like my boss.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Having said what I just said
I want to tell my sister a lot of rude words and how much I hate her sometimes. But I can't.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Spurious assmunching tory

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
penarse is probably my favourite
a cross between calling someone a penis and an arse

I also like to say helmet and tool

anus is also a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Bobby.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Awww
I'm warming to the little tike
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
He's sound really.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
so is fingernails down a blackboard

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
gave me chills just reading that

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)
are they multiplying?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I'm losing controwoahol

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Yup
he's just a bit easy to wind up, then he gets all pissy-knickered
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
He was very helpful with that Moyles thing a couple of months ago.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Spawned from spacka spunk.

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
The fingernail scrapings of an unskilled arsewiper.

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Cuntstain
Fuck face
Fucking beaker
Twatbasket
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
If I'm really trying to insult someone
I won't use swearwords, they've become ubiquitous. Calling somebody a halfwit is a favourite, but you have to really mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
I like Jimmy Carr's line "I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day but realised it said thick cut"
This is the only thing of Carr's to ever amuse me.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I like "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
...because it looks like you landed on your face"

I love Jimmy Carr's standup, he makes me roffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
"Not a gentleman"

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)
I think it was Crow who called me a Frenchman a few weeks ago.
Quite beyond the pale I think.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I fear that only a duel can restore your honour.

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I'd pay to see this.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Fetch me my duelling gloves and a stout marrow.
I demand satisfaction!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
I think it would be too dangerous for spectators.
The way Crow's wrists flop around his shot could go anywhere.
(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Careful, it might take your eye out, duckie.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I find myself using 'tool' quite a lot lately
although 'slimey-arsed little shitebag' is a long-time favourite of mine.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Anyone with a beard may be addressed as 'cunty-chops'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Fun vacuum

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
snaggle toothed harbinger of doom

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Entertainment fuse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
for the ladies
cum sponge or bucket cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
In Midlothian such a lady may be referred to as a 'sloo pail'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
And, in Hull, accused of leaving "a snail trail".

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
oh, cum dumpster

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I like it
good flow to that one

so to speak
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
my favourite of the large vagina insults is melted welly.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
A friend once described a lady's nethers as feeling "like a welly full of slugs".

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
bleurgh

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
uuuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
clicking this one
but still
eeeeeeewwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
oh man.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
like a dropped slice of ham in a barber's shop

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
*Mutley lol complete with undulating shoulders*

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)
A canned ham dropped from a great height.

(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Badly packed kebab

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
ripped welly.

(Kip, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)
horses collar.

(Kip, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)
A colleague of mine
would say that such a lady had a 'brutal skip of a minge'.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Cumsponge
Fuck knuckle
Fat old rapist
Bitch tits
(anvil, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
My dad's favourite
"You fucking dough bake"
Sounds better spoken than written down.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Numbnuts
Personal favourite
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Evolutionary cul-de-sac.
It usually takes them a moment to work it out. Professional virgin is also good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

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