I am rather fond of calling them relentless harridans
or a couple of old good ones "psycho hosebeast" and "gypsy slag-wagon"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I quite enjoyed being called a hambeast by /talk
and I like gypsy slag wagon
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

gypsy slag-wagon rolls nicely off the tongue
one of my uni mates came up with some classics. His mind often couldn't keep up with his tongue and as such he called me such things as "kipper's pimp" and "whelk's hang-glider"

and the ultimate "cuntybiffsnifter"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I like kipper's pimp
fisssshhyyy
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

just try calling someone a cuntybiffsnifter though
you'll love it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)