What a cad and a bounder...
so that's Greneda, moonlight walks, alcohol...*books tickets*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

now who's being a tease?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I bet he didn't even send you a wedding invite
what a banker
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)

:D

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

ha
that goes in his favour though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)

You
with your relatively rare eye colour and your breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)

this may also be true
but only a tiny tiny bit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

she has hazel eyes right?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:14, Reply)

and free food
don't forget the free food.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

*slaps forehead*
Noted
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Good boy

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Hey! I'm not a dog
but I am a good boy aren't I, yes I am, YES I AM.

Who's a good boy? I'M A GOOD BOY, yes I am...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

*Gets a semi*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

*drags arse across floor*

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)

That's sick

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

"arrested for copying dogs"

/Jam
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Yes you are, now kindly stop licking your genitals.

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I'll stop doing it when it stops feeling so good
(I think i'll stop there...)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)

If men could lick their own genitals...
no job would be ever done.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

it still works if you replace "no" with "blow"
*doesn't know how to do strikethroughs*
(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Hahaha
you'd be blow jobbing yourselfs non-stop
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

i much prefer you when you're being bad

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

eating the roast
and shitting on the carpet?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

sounds like my old flatmate

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)

delightful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

she was a peach

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Slightly furry with a heart of stone?

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Very good

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

You should have checked her references.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

red rocket!
red rocket!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

urgh
i forgot about the lipstick thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Hahahaha
You just made laugh in the office! Mark uses to tell me that sometimes, but the first time I got so confused, as we don't do the same in Spain, and I thought he had got mad...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)