I will drink your quota for you.
I'm generous like that.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:09, Reply)

And an acrobat?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Rinky dink dink!

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)

*screen grabs this quickly to print off and put on the wall*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Just telling it like it is Battered.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Send him a picture of the Pink Panther as well.
Go on, it'll cheer him up,.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Okay
Well you need to add either a bottle of white or a few cans of nice cider to your intake this evening.

As I'm having fish, I'd have probably gone with a nicely chilled bottle of wine, so send 'er indoors to the offy and get her to come back with the necessary.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)

'er indoors went to Egypt this morning so I will continue with the bottle of red I have just started if that's ok with you.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)

*sighs*
If you must.

But you'll have the white afterwards, yes?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)

*checks stock*
running low on white apart from a couple of v expensive bottles that I'd like to keep so I will switch on to Stowford for you.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)

She's swimming with dolphins.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)

*Reads*
Sleeping with the fishes...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Not this one. a couple of exe's on the other hand...

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)

It has been suggested I call them gay sharks, so gay sharks it is.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)

They call him flipper
Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there under, under the sea.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)

You are king of telly themes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)

*Beams*
(I always liked watched Flipper more than Gentle Ben).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)