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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No question.

ANARCHY, YEAH?


EDIT: Oh bollocks, that's a question isn't it? Ah, tits, that's another one. Technically an 'alt'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:48, 268 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Maybe later. Just got home and got a couple of things to do before I can get all anarchic and stuff.
EDIT: you don't really want anarchy - you were moaning (quite rightly) about the tube strike earlier, which is nothing compared to anarchy.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)
whereas your bollocks are just questionable

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)
And I thought we were friends. I still thought this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)
Why have you got to be so mean to me?
I'm nice. I'm never mean to anyone. This is just singling me out for the purposes of online bullying. Just because my bollocks are 'unique' shall we say?

I'm just a happy-go-lucky, fun kind of chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)
haha
massive bullying right here.

How are you Monty?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)
Not bad thank you.
You were in town last night for a gig, right?

If so, who, and any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)
Saw iliketrains
and most of the opening band who were called Honour and Glory I think. They were both enjoyable, and I actually really liked the opening band (who I'd never heard of before.) So a good night thanks

What have you been up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)
Lots of work. Little else.
Saw my kid Monday and will do again tomorrow night so very happy with that.

Less so with transport chaos: I'm off to do battle with the underground now, actually.

Toodleoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)
We had enough anarchy last night.
Has sexface been banned yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)
I missed all of that.
he posted filth, right? I was advised to 'ignore' him before going to /OT today, and did so. Basically a Baldmonkey copyist, done slightly too late and with even less cheeky charm, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)
Scat porn, yeah.
Lolwaki, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)
Hugely so.
'Look everyone! Poo-poo!'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)
what was the purpose in that?
he's an utter fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)
and discussing it here will only encourage him to do it again

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)
I don't see how.
He'd do it again regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)
More likely if he thinks he is getting a reaction.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)
Sadly for many people jaded by pictures on the internet
the reaction would be 'meh'
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)
Ah, it would appear not.
Normally the mods would jump on that sort of thing straight away.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:00, Reply)
hes banned from ot

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:12, Reply)
And you have to live with him. I see the offending image has gone though!
How was your move?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:18, Reply)
I've been trying to watch This Is England but keep getting interrupted.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)
I know one of the main actors in that. He was also in 'Snatch' and 'Band of Brothers'.

I've never seen any of them, which is a little embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)
He plays Al Capone in Boardwalk Empire.
He's fucking HOTT.
Tell him I said so. With a wink.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)
I will. I fancy his wife.
This could work out very nicely for both of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)
*rubs hands together*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)
Band of Brothers is fucking legendary.
As a WWII kinda guy I sincerely recommend you watch it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)
OMG REBEL
I can't believe it's this early, it's pitch black here in Cambers.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)
puke
it's starting to get that way around the same time here
I hate it, especially in the mornings, it's so dark out *frown*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)
Does your time on your posts read your real time, or GMT?
I've wondered that for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)
whatever your time is

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)
On my computer it says that you posted that at half past six

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
on mine it says you posted 18:25

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)
So it's the same then.
MYSTERY SOLVED.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)
So it's the same then.
MYSTERY SOLVED.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:48, Reply)
Scooby dooby doo...

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:50, Reply)
ooo, you're in cambridge?
I'm applying for a job there. Not really relevant except in the unlikely event of an interview
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)
No, sadly I'm in Camberwell.
Dodgy borough in the south of London. Not the 'Bridge. What job are you going for?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)
lecturer
but not in the fancy uni, in Anglia Ruskin. It's a uni, though, so I probably won't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)
Don't you lecture at a uni anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)
nah, a college
but I do teach on a degree there, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)
Hope you get it :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:01, Reply)
cheers
it's very very unlikely but I saw it advertised after a mad day at work so I thought I'd at least try
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)
The local hatter dun gud and got on the news
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11677462
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)
some of them take 3 days to make. When are beings from his home planet coming back for him?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)
They're all over the place, and mostly crap
I had no idea of his fame in South Korea
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)
I've not seen one. Can't say I feel my life is incomplete as a result.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)
He keeps it 4 reel, mostly round Muswell Hill broadway
He's always littering the pavement outside M&S
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:11, Reply)
I'm so FUCKING PUNK
I'm going home now, maaaaann.

*gobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)
I hope you get home safely
to find your house has burnt down.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)
Dig your kitchen fireproof blanket from the ashes and make a tent from it

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)
Rightoh, I'm back
after a day of the broadband being down at work because my goon of a boss hasn't paid the bill. At least he sacked two of the idiot corrupt drivers who I don't get on with, result. Today I got given a smart old digital camera and a bunch of walking magazines, I got two chickens dirt cheap which I've portioned and the carcases are currently boiling for stock, and I feel like I have another cold coming on. Eventful day!

What about you lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)
I bought a 4GB USB stick for £1.75!
thanks to asda screwing up the barcode thing, I think.

what camera?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)
Olympus SP-500 Ultrazoom.
6MP, 10x optical zoom, lovely. It was £250 when my folks bought it new and it's in perfect nick.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:04, Reply)
Incident!
I finally decided which camera I'm going to get, and now just to wait to get started at work and paid before I can buy it. Deep joy!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)
eek!
which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:12, Reply)
Nikon D3100
Entry level, but with a cock-load of features. Need to haggle and try and get a free lens upgrade too, and possibly a free case.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)
this is more than acceptable!
Nikon are the business. I think it was the 3000 that some of my students had, it's pretty nice. Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:17, Reply)
3100 is a huge step up too
Live view, HD video, new processor, better sensor, all sorts really. Win.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)
yeah I saw the 3200ISO
if it's as good as it now it on the 300, man that is one good deal
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:22, Reply)
Way to spoil my new camera woos guys.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)
sorry
yours is still good

*strokes D300*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)
You got given yours though
This trumps buying mine.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)
more coffee at work
came home to listen to music and arse around on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)
manflu

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)
That can only mean that you have been handling men inappropriately
more details please...
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:51, Reply)
I've only been handling myself

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:54, Reply)
Inappropriately?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:56, Reply)
is there any other way to handle oneself?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)
No.
I will put that in my pipe and smoke it
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:00, Reply)
nothing I do is ever appropriate
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)
*Fives*

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:07, Reply)
*touches inappropriately*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:18, Reply)
Oooh
careful now my better half has a b3ta account
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)
Beware of the...
Internet Girlfriend!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:31, Reply)
oh noes

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)
It's really, REALLY, dark.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)
I got my redundancy calculation.
I'm tempted. Veeeeery tempted.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:58, Reply)
Ooooo! going to think it over?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)
No, I'm going to say yes and see what happens.
Ball's in their court now.

Has the missus been in contact about Edinburgh January 2nd rather than the 1st? It's muuuch cheaper :)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:01, Reply)
Not yet.
Will speak soon. Shouldn't be a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:02, Reply)
Add another being made redundant - won't know the package for another three months though
Found out yesterday so my missus took me out and got me battered on 8% cider then destroyed me in nice ways for three hours. Took the edge off somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:04, Reply)
Ah, shit news mate.
You are still coming up at New Year though?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)
Oh hell yeah.
Got a few months breathing space to find something new so it's not disastrous.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)
Cool.
I was looking at trains to Edinburgh for New year's day but the price has been artificially hiked. However, on the 2nd, it's about a tenner return, train leaving Morpeth at 10:30 and returning from Edinburgh at 9pm. Tempted?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:08, Reply)
Ooh, definitely!
Sounds like a good plan :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)
I'll get confirmed numbers and book 'em as soon as possible.
So far us, you and Blousey. Probably Dianne 'n' Reg, whom you've met, possibly more b3tans but we don't know for definite if they are coming up.

Also if you want to make a long weekend of it, come up on the Thursday; there's always live bands on at Bubbles...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:12, Reply)
I'll check the diary and see what I need to book off work
Should be more than doable though! Bubbles for the win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)
Woo Hoo!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:14, Reply)
Oh God! Bubbles : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:14, Reply)
You lav iiiiit!
Depends on which band is on, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)
Edinburgh? B3tans?
Hang on, that's kind of my neck of the woods.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)
Not confirmed yet
but could let you know once sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:21, Reply)
Let me know what's possibly happening
And I might pop up and actually meet some of you elusive lot, since I should have some money by then.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)
*sad face*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:07, Reply)
It's fine really
Been thinking of something new so this is an incentive. Was a big shock though.

And on that cheerier note, off to pub quiz and I've been promised a repeat of last night's adventures by Miss Beekers so all seems right with the world :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:11, Reply)
Not a shock for me
as it's voluntary, however, I'm seeing it as a massive metaphorical kick up the arse to get out of my comfort zone and try something different after 20 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)
Best you start saving crisp packets mate ;o)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)
bunch of
l n magazines
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)
Naughty girl : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)
heeheehee
that was a strikethrough begging to be done ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)
Angus Diggle for Prime Minister
goliath.ecnext.com/coms2/gi_0199-8489870/He-spent-18-months-in.html
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)
I HAVE WINE MOTHERFUCKERS!
FEEL MY JOY!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)
nice joy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:51, Reply)
what kind of wine

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:53, Reply)
The BNP's favourite kind
White whine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:54, Reply)
Red.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:54, Reply)
Nice
Unlike the BNP (as it has been pointed out) I dislike a white wine
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:55, Reply)
*feels*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:54, Reply)
*is felt*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:56, Reply)
I ALSO HAVE WINE, MOTHERFUCKERS
This is my first night loafing at home in three weeks.
Grandparents have the baby, his mum's feeling better so she's gone out to dinner for his dad's 30th.
Tigger is happy.
Diggler's been barred for almost exposing bhimself. Hilarity did ensue. I told him to go away at one point. I forgot I wasn't in the pub...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:56, Reply)
Woo!
I'm going to the Polished Knob on Saturday to see a band.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:57, Reply)
You're going to do WHAT to the band? ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:00, Reply)
I love the new name of the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:03, Reply)
what was it called before?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:05, Reply)
I can't remember but something dull.
It's a good pub now. Bands every Sat night and no kids.

And only a 10 minute walk away.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)
The Unpolished Knob In Need of Blousie's Polishing Skills

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)
I would of gone for the dirty ball end
but that works too
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)
I'd like some wine

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:04, Reply)
How far are you from some wine?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)
I went to Tesco
but didn't think of it. I'm about five minutes walk from some wine
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)
GO BACK OUT AND GET WINE

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:07, Reply)
I shall do so after a short rest

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:14, Reply)
See that you do

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:17, Reply)
how're you doing?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:22, Reply)
I am having a guilt-free loafing night
I have been sooooo tired, Amberl!
I have had fun too but even that's been tiring. I'm so happy to be home with wine and takeaway that I DID NOT HAVE TO COOK!
How you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)
That sounds like an ace night
the babylooking after sounded incredibly tiring.

I'm still pretty tired from last night, but good thanks. Apart from the being blonde moments!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)
Did you get roped into Brighton or were you good?
I didn't even do any middle-of-the-night baby shifts, but as well as a full time job and all my other sheeit it got me well tired.
He is a joy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:37, Reply)
nope
but couldn't find my bus back (doesn't go from the coach station) so me and my brother wandered around for about an hour. Feet are killing me now. I've agreed to try and make it down for his 21st though I have no idea why he'd want me there!

Is it making you broody, or proving why you never want kids? The mum must be really happy to have some help though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)
I've always loved kids
I used to think that meant I'd want to have one. But I'm not a cavewoman and I have been able to ignore the biological urges thus far.
There are too many fears and worries and changes to lifestyle that I don't think I'll ever bother confronting. There's time for me or dj to change our minds but it looks unlikely. Looking after babies is simple. Rearing someone from child to adult is another task entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)
I've never had those urges.
I think I'm broken.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:56, Reply)
I've never had them either
but then I'm a realist
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:58, Reply)
You're only young so they might kick in yet.
I think if I'd have been with someone long time who wanted kids then I might have been persuaded.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:59, Reply)
I doubt it
I have a large family so I know what babies/children are like. I also know full right and well that I could never offer the same care and sacrifices that my mum did for me. Plus the whole revolted by pregnancy thing
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:01, Reply)
Realist in what sense?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)
I'm not maternal
loads of female friends are already saying they can't wait to have children, or complaining of baby urges. Plus I have very specific career ideals and ambitions that don't mix with children, and I'm deadset on them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)
Not being maternal isn't the realist bit. Your opinions and decisions are.
In a way I'm more of a realist because I have those hormonal urges but allow my life choices to give me the strength to ignore them.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:04, Reply)
That is realistic
Also I'm quite selfish. I'd never want to have a child and then deny it what it should have because I cared more for something else
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)
Good for you : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)
They're rubbish those urges.
They make you get physical pangs when you hold a baby and they make you sniff babies' heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:58, Reply)
I love sniffing babies.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:59, Reply)
How do they get that smell?
It's not just Johnson's
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)
oh yes, these are no good
I'm thinking I'll likely have a baby before I get married
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)
I thought a few years ago about giving up on me and having a baby
Not telling the father and raising it with my family.
It was a ridiculous idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)
that is a ridiculous idea
glad you decided against it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)
Me too!
Poor little bastard would have been insane
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)
I just couldn't handle the responsibility
and I'm way too selfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
were you just going to pick up a stranger and have a go?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
No
I hadn't planned that bit.
Even jizz by moped for £2000 was considered.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)
^this is truth
besides now relatives of yours are spawning you can satisfy baby urges by buying them stuff and fussing over them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:59, Reply)
I'm hoping this will be enough for my mrs
she has said that seeing her sister have her kids has made her want them less. I take that as a very positive sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:01, Reply)
Hiya!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)
hey you
alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:04, Reply)
You are very lucky to find someone who has the same idea as you regarding kids.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)
I am indeed
this is probably the only place where I can be assured that other people understand just how much I don't want kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)
*fist bumps*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Aye
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)
yeah, good ta
my mrs is currently baking chocolate chip cookies :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)
GET IN

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)
I know right?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
These young girls just don't have their priorites right.
Eh love!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:22, Reply)
Go forth and get wine young lady.
It's a veritable winefest here.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:08, Reply)
I have my glass in hand.
*awaits terminally obvious strikethrough*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)
Its ok Im fine with tea

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)
I've only had half a glass of wine and I'm already feeling sozzled.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:18, Reply)
Nah! too easy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)
*obliges*
glass cock
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)
*sighs*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)
do you know what is absolutely shocking?
I bought 2 for £7 wine which was First Cape stuff. Drank it back with a friend and it tasted like fruit juice. It was 5.5% volume which was not advertised on the front- it just looked like their normal Cape Wine stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)
Bastards.
If you have an Asda nearby go there. 3 for £10, several £5 - £7-odd bottles of proper stuff.

Also, Morrisons are doing half price Baileys this week, £9 something.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)
Sadly no ASDA
two Sainsburys, and in the last month a Tesco metro has opened up nearby.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)
I find Asda's wine deals to be better than anyone else's.
Which is about all that keeps me going there to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:26, Reply)
Thanks for the tip anyway
might visit my dad soon and there's probably an ASDA near him so might pop by. Also worth getting the Baileys
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)
^ definitely!
They have new flavours: hazelnut, creme caramel & choc mint.
1 litre bottles, half price this week at Morrisons :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)
fantastic :D
I'll get the originals, and maybe the mint one. Lovely with ice
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)
I prefer Faileys

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)
or Irish Creme haha

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)
I love the ridiculous 'Irish' names the supermarkets come up with for their Faileys

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:54, Reply)
you are never more than 4 ft from wine

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:07, Reply)
One of my colleagues left a chilli out on the patio knowing our resident rat would eat it
I wish I didn't know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:08, Reply)
I think I saw a mouse in my house
But once I had a rat. I tried to catch it in a humane trap by offering it sandwiches, but it kept eating them and getting away.

Eventually found it dead after it drowned in a small box of water :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:11, Reply)
will it die?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:12, Reply)
I don't know.
He grows motherfucking hot chillis. He's from Panama.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)
he probably won't eat it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:17, Reply)
make it into a sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)
what did it ever do to you? *sniffles*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)
he might like chilli
I like chilli
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:56, Reply)
chili ratz?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:57, Reply)
also known as KFC

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:04, Reply)
you know youve spent too long on the internet when
Someone on tv makes a comment about star wars, ending with but who knows how they'll do stuff in the future and you scoff Pft star wars was set in the past
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)
also
your jumping up and down on the couch tom cruise style yelling "Han shot first"
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:17, Reply)
Badgerbadgerbadger!
Have you started your new job yet?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:18, Reply)
hiya hun!
No start next Monday spent most of this week cleaning the flat but it was totally worth it qs it looks awesome now
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)
Is Gonz still as awesome as the last time I saw him?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)

He is! I've started watching hollyoaks though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)
I thought Gonz said he spent all that time cleaning
is he really messy?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)
Apparently, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)
lets just say his idea of clean isnt in the same postcode as mine

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)
Boys innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)
Has Sexface been shoving scat porn under your door?
Also is it true that he leaves a trail of tears wherever he goes?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)
not yet
And do you mean his own as he realises how utterly alone he is?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)
His own blubbings of despair and loneliness

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)
i think we could all name at least 5 b3tans
in this very boat
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)
"next time you point a finger, I'll point you to a mirror"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:56, Reply)
*self harms*

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)
Alright you

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Oi Oi! How's life oop norf
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)
Farcical and hilarious.
I had an argument with a gentleman sex-offender today.
Needed more swanee whistle.
I've heard nothing about how your new flat is treating you.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:26, Reply)
Check out Angus Diggle's wall
www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=546575683&v=wall

He mentions the baby that turned black and died that he mentioned to me the other week. He's better than rogeredmundist
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)
I'm going to try and have a PROPER meal this evening
It gets no more rock and roll than that.

No wine, no cider and no beer.

I'm going to steam some fish and veg and have a hot ribena.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)
Good!
Nobody likes a man who doesn't know when to look after himself.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:54, Reply)
I love cooking.
So the cooking thing isn't the issue, the problem is that I've just not fancied eating anything this week, and mostly, what I have eaten I've chundered.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)
*no booze fives*
I'm going to see how long I can go without booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:57, Reply)
Good for you.
I went about 18 months without booze when I went on a dieting frenzy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:01, Reply)
haha I was thinking I might make it to thursday
but that's quite impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)
I managed the whole of the working day.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)
*High fives*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)
I'm fucking awesome, me.
I once worked with a woman who used to sneak off to the loo every hour to take a slug of vodka. Poor cow was ratarsed by 2pm. She was eventually sacked for not handing money over that the punters had thought they were paying off their social fund loans.

Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
*no booze fives back!*
Although I think it only fair to say I'm not drinking because I feel like shit, not being I don't want to have a glass of wine with my dinner.

I will make do with Ribena.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)
I feel like shit too!
Not fiving on that one, though
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)
You've got the JeffAIDS
It's not nice is it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)
International JeffAIDS
That sounds like a song title for some reason.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:16, Reply)
The sort of thing Jesus Jones would have love to have written.
But they concentrated on 'Bright Young Things' rather than the 'JeffAIDS'.

Where are they now eh? Where. Are. They. Now?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:27, Reply)
Festering in Bradford on Avon apparently - my sister went to school with them there.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:31, Reply)
Is that for Real?
Real, Real.

If so, I'd like to know...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)
Sofalol
Yep. St Lawrences School in B on A. After they gained their first couple of chart "hits" they came back and played a gig at the school.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:36, Reply)
I saw them play at Wembley stadium.
I went to see Roachford, Jesus Jones, Blondie and INXS years and years ago.

I didn't want to go, but there was a bird involved, and at the age of 14 or 15, you'll do pretty much anything to get a rub.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Roachford ha ha ha. I would like to have seen Blondie.
I *cough* went to a David Gray gig a few years ago to improve my prospects with one girl
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)
Is there nothing you guys won't do for a shag?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)
It worked though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)
If...........If I ever get any interest from a guy again.
I'm going to find the shittest band I can find and make my admirer take me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Nice idea
I expect to see you at the next Bring me the Horizon gig
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Female retribution innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)
+ from behind.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)
*faints*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Did you enjoy the gig?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
No.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)
no, it's not, why'd you do this to me?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
You feel ill
I AM ill.

Ergo, you must have what I'm suffering with.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Your logic is flawed.
*Spocks*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)
I AM ill, you twat.
perhaps you're suffering from what I have!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)
I was ill first.
So 'nah!'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)
how do you knoooooooooow

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
I will drink your quota for you.
I'm generous like that.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)
You are a gentleman and a scholar.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:09, Reply)
And an acrobat?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)
Rinky dink dink!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
*screen grabs this quickly to print off and put on the wall*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)
Just telling it like it is Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:25, Reply)
Send him a picture of the Pink Panther as well.
Go on, it'll cheer him up,.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:27, Reply)
Okay
Well you need to add either a bottle of white or a few cans of nice cider to your intake this evening.

As I'm having fish, I'd have probably gone with a nicely chilled bottle of wine, so send 'er indoors to the offy and get her to come back with the necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)
'er indoors went to Egypt this morning so I will continue with the bottle of red I have just started if that's ok with you.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
*sighs*
If you must.

But you'll have the white afterwards, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)
*checks stock*
running low on white apart from a couple of v expensive bottles that I'd like to keep so I will switch on to Stowford for you.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)
She's swimming with dolphins.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
*Reads*
Sleeping with the fishes...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)
Not this one. a couple of exe's on the other hand...

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)
It has been suggested I call them gay sharks, so gay sharks it is.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)
They call him flipper
Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there under, under the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)
You are king of telly themes

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)
*Beams*
(I always liked watched Flipper more than Gentle Ben).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Poor Jeff
Hot Ribena rules though
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Alright lar.
I'm getting a taste for it, although I think the Ribena with all the sugar in it would taste a bit better than this Ribena light shit I've got.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)
Get vimto you muppet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)
I will
When I next go to the shops. Which might be tomorrow, or Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)
All light and diet things are cack

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)
Agreed.
I don't much care for those artificial sweetners they but in things.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)
3 pints, and I've got some chips to eat on the way home
This is a good day
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)

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