Bless.
If you're going to a comedy gig, don't sit near the front. Should you get picked on by the comedian, you won't get to first-base.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have met Ross Noble before so hoping if he does see me he won't nail me.
He is exactly the same irl*

*opinion based on a 15 minute encounter and may be fundamentally flawed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

We used to go to a bi-weekly comedy night
and we'd always sit near the front because we were easy targets for the compere. So we'd have handcrafted jokes we could then re-use on each other, plus after a couple of months we got some backstage afters and one thing led to another and I now have Mark Thomas's mobile number.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I expected the end of that anecdote to involve more fisting

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

It did in my head.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)

All I'm saying is someone, at somepoint definitely got jizzed on.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Light texted Thomas and said
'Ooh, Mark! Give me some more of your special comedy PRODUCT'*

*I may have made all of that up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

you're in the right place
Legless has been doing that for years.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Would it be possible for you to keep the same login name for more than 20 minutes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

I'm settling on Atticus,
Bobby is dead.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)

*The Internet celebrates!*
(Look, it's better I say that than TGB).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)

It's ok, I'm like Obi Wan
I come back even stronger, but shit at acting and scottish,
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

this should be the end to every anecdote
or at the very least, every anecdote where someone just catches the end
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

bi-weekly?
Is that a period of time that both loves weekends and also loves weekdays too.

Bi-weekly, it'll sleep with any of the days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

every two weeks you ignoramus

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

You know I knew what you meant didn't you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

yes
I suspect you are far smarter than everything you have ever said would indicate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

Harsh.
But strangely, I'm not. If I was more like my online personality, people wouldn't spit at my in the street.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

I may have overstated the backstage shenanigans a bit
we hung around afterwards, the compere bought us a drink and left his mobile phone on the table, we went through his contacts. At no stage did Mark Thomas jizz on me.

I cannot speak for my mates, however.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)