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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What are you looking forward to most at the moment?
No Alt Q:
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:08, 193 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Retirement.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)
That is AGES away.
I hope Santa pay me a visit this year.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
Then make sure you get your list done.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)
*Reaches for the Argos book!*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)
the laminated book of dreams!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)
You make the Argos book sound like
Asian Babes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)
not a damned thing
perhaps being able to drink again and watch jersey shore
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Not feeling any brighter?
Have you finished work for the day now?

Also, did you manage to sleep last night?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
feeling like poo
got sleep last night, was loooovely

are you feeling any better?

also, here twat is said like "twaht"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
I'm getting no better at all K.
Do you get paid if you call in sick? If so, take tomorrow off and nip it in the bud!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)
have had too much time off lately, between vet, funeral and was sick early october

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)
But if what you've got, you could feasibly give to a colleague
Then it makes more sense to go home.

I have a real issue with people who insist on bringing germs into the office. No one is that vital to the running of things!

Think on, if you're poorly, snooze.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)
soz, it doesn't work that way in america
besides, I've honestly had too much time off, all I've got it a small cold, I'd rather save days off for when I'm properly sick
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)
Is being ill frowned upon over your way?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
to say the least

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)
My sentiments exactly, Jeff.
I hate people thinking theyare indispensible. For fuck's sake, take a couple of days off and stop inflicting your germs. You're doing more harm than good!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Well done DG
The correct attitude, it's unfortunate, but some people are unlike and get colds a few times a years, and other don't. But I'd rather be working and healthy than ill and at home.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)
oh please, I'm not fucking indispensible
literally any place I've ever worked at got pissed off when you took a day off for being sick and they all required a doctors note, other than where I work now and that's because I work for a relative
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)
I think you misunderstand K.
Here, you can 'self certificate' for the first 5 days of illness, meaning you aren't obliged to provide certification for being off - there are loads of illnesses that don't require medical attention for example - but one of the problems we find is that some staff would rather come to work and make everyone ill, than do us all a favour and go home!

That's all!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)
That was my point.
Where I work people labour under the misaprehension that if they take a day or two off due to illness then the place will fall apart. Whereas actually, if they come in then loads of people get ill and productivity dies on its arse.

If the American system frowns upon illness then that's a bit sad, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)
Anybody else think Sonic Youth to be massively overrated?
I have tried to love them but just don't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
I saw Sonic Youth in Dublin many years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)
I like the albums Dirty and Daydream Nation.
That's about all I know of their canon.

Oh and they do an interesting cover of the Carpenters song 'Superstar'
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)
Daydream Nation I like
But I just think they are overrated. They aren't bad, just not...that great. Amirite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)
I don't know enough of their stuff to judge.
All bands that have been on the go for yonks have one or two duff albums. That said I put Dirty on for the first time in about a decade last month and it still sounds fresh.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)
Pink Steam was great.
A lot of my beef with them is the vocals. Just terrible really. Having said that, I do love Dinosaur Jr though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)
Yeah you don't look to them for soaring vocals.
But you can forgive crap singing for great songs.
The guy in the Walkmen has an extraordinary voice.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hKUJnMners
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)
Me likey
will look for them on eMusic.

Edit: Ooh, "Fiercely sensitive epic rock from New York's wet sidewalks"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)
Fiercely sensitive?!
Odd description. I've only listened to a few of their songs but I think I'll give them a go. Nothing else has really grabbed me of late.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Have you tried KRS One?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:30, Reply)
Friday is fireworks viewed from a penthouse suite.
Going home sometime next weeks, also catching up with people I've not seen for a while.

and THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Friday 12th November

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
I'm meeting my boy in the spot we first met
And it'll have been two weeks separation by then too.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)
Bless.
You are meeting him in a bit of acne.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)
Right in the pustule

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)
Aw bless!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:23, Reply)
I wonder if they'll have a little squeeze?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)
you have managed to be both gross and cute at the same time

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Thanks very much.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
You shurrup you
He was late to our hotel room on Friday night.
Delayed train or feeding BGB treacle sponge in Tebay Services?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
Sorry! : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)
Because I'm going to a wedding that day?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)
Yes dear

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)
Well, the date seemed coincidental

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)
Sleep.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Go to bed Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)
Yes miss.
night night.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)
Did you drink cider for me?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

My bed arriving tomorrow! And lunch tomorrow with a sexy lady
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)
But I'm not going.
Who?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Neither am I.
She's confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)
And AA, while convincing
just isn't that sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)
aww ok one of the many sexy ladies i know

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)
Having a shit imminently.
Then starting the next Stephen King book, then seeing Ross Noble with 'that girl' tomorrow night.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)
Which one is 'that girl'
And how is it you're getting lady action, and I'm getting fuck all?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)
No action, this is the one I was telling Rswipe about. The one that you have always liked
and something happened a long time ago and then nothing else. We haven't seen each other for a while and fancied going to a comedy gig. On a brighter note I am still overcome on how many lovely ladies are on my degree.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)
Who have I always liked?
I'm getting really confused now.

I think you are talking about someone YOU'VE always liked.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)
I meant that to sound all dramatic like it applied to all men.
But yeah the one I have always liked.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)
Bless.
If you're going to a comedy gig, don't sit near the front. Should you get picked on by the comedian, you won't get to first-base.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
I have met Ross Noble before so hoping if he does see me he won't nail me.
He is exactly the same irl*

*opinion based on a 15 minute encounter and may be fundamentally flawed.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)
We used to go to a bi-weekly comedy night
and we'd always sit near the front because we were easy targets for the compere. So we'd have handcrafted jokes we could then re-use on each other, plus after a couple of months we got some backstage afters and one thing led to another and I now have Mark Thomas's mobile number.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)
I expected the end of that anecdote to involve more fisting

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)
It did in my head.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)
All I'm saying is someone, at somepoint definitely got jizzed on.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Light texted Thomas and said
'Ooh, Mark! Give me some more of your special comedy PRODUCT'*

*I may have made all of that up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)
you're in the right place
Legless has been doing that for years.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)
Would it be possible for you to keep the same login name for more than 20 minutes?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)
I'm settling on Atticus,
Bobby is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)
*The Internet celebrates!*
(Look, it's better I say that than TGB).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)
It's ok, I'm like Obi Wan
I come back even stronger, but shit at acting and scottish,
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)
this should be the end to every anecdote
or at the very least, every anecdote where someone just catches the end
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)
bi-weekly?
Is that a period of time that both loves weekends and also loves weekdays too.

Bi-weekly, it'll sleep with any of the days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)
every two weeks you ignoramus

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)
You know I knew what you meant didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)
yes
I suspect you are far smarter than everything you have ever said would indicate.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)
Harsh.
But strangely, I'm not. If I was more like my online personality, people wouldn't spit at my in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)
I may have overstated the backstage shenanigans a bit
we hung around afterwards, the compere bought us a drink and left his mobile phone on the table, we went through his contacts. At no stage did Mark Thomas jizz on me.

I cannot speak for my mates, however.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)
*narrows eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)
When you two actually hook up for real can I come to the wedding?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)
hahahaha
Knowing you, you'd cum AT the wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)
Well you can go to his wedding but your'e not coming to mine.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)
oooooo subtle burn.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)
She doesn't like me anymore because I'm poorly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
And because you fuck dogs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
She told me she is comfortable with that.
As long as I don't let them get on the furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)
I reckon she is playing hard to get mate.
Like the great dane you once told me about.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)
Woof!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)
And they called it pupppyyyy loooooooovvvveeee

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)
What ever it's called keep it on the newspaper.
I'm not cleaning the bloody floor again.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Rarrr

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)
Good evening my dear,
I saw your thread. You seem to attract nutters.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Always frigging have done mate

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)
just look who she's with now

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
I don't really know much about Mr Trial Price but he seems to be well liked here
so he can't be an utter bastard or anything? Arsenal were poop today.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)
He's both devil and angel
But I'm tipsy and I love him and that. People like him and his big grin.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)
He's a bloody handsome fucker and you know it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
I know but don't tell him next time you're snuggled up in that portakabin together

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)
One thing I can do is keep a secret.
It's just a shame you can't give him everything he wants from a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)
I did those exercises and everyhting:(

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)
I don't think any woman could do that
gaylolz
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)
clearly you are unfamiliar with recent advances in prosthetic science

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)
even with dubious taste in childhood music

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)
Watchit wino

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)
:( just because my wine
is in a brown paper bag doesn't make me a wino
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)
And you're Betty Boo, and Emily Pankhurst so quite a good match eh

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Haha innit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)
Unfortunately my two halves
are Eric Cartman and Jack Black and have yet to find a woman who is sadistic enough to deal with me.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)
Don't you mean masochistic?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)
probably
=)
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Boop boop de vote

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)
Going to Portugal in November for a mate's birthday
he's there for the week, he doesn't know we're all turning up on the day.

That should be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)
Keep your eyes peeled for Maddie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
why do you think he's there
surprise re-burying party!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)
the day when I reach the end of my To Do list
or when I get a bunny rabbit.

Both of these things will be a long time in the future
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)
Evening, hows you
in Welsh bunny is bwni. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)
all right, been swimming
although I can't work out who you are. You have a purple name and a familiar profile, though

I like it when welsh does bless things

EDIT! Bobby does welsh, right...does that mean you are bobby?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
bobby pires => robin van persie => robin van injured
it's an Arsenal thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
I would never have got that reference
since I recognise none of those names
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
I do love me arsenal names
Might change back to Atticus Grinch though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)
so it's pronounced "bunny" am I right?
that's just fucking lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
I like 'Ambiwlans'
it's just bad spelling dressed up as a language of it's own
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
I like 'heddlu'

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)
no it's pronounced
B-oo-ny like booby
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)
close enough

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:50, Reply)
was walking home past whole foods
so decided to pop in to pick up some of their fresh organic salads.

yeah... that box of salad was twenty fucking quid.

so i am now very much looking forward to eating the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)
WTF!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
you live in a totally different world
is it gold plated lettuce?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)
i know
whole foods is amazing but it is so so stupidly expensive.

i love it, but i only go in for a treat every now and again!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)
is it pink?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)
i have a couple of radishes in there?
i am going to photograph my pink fridge and post it in my profile as my next pic. then you'll see. you'll all see!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)
I had the bloke who was stealing my radishies arrested.
I caught him red-handed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)
I'm here all week.
(Come on, it was great).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)
you mental biatch.
Is it gold salad with swan spunk dressing?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)
swan........ spunk..........
feckin vile
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)
I'm bobby, I'm nasty.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)
More of a goose-jizz girl are you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)
fucking love those roasties

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)
do geese even produce jizz?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)
when a daddy goose loves a mummy goose very much

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)
Yes Swipe they do.
It's pink and they use it to make moisturiser. It sells for three-grand a pot.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)
depends how hard you squeeze them

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)
these replies
say a lot about how each of you thinks!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)
LiC is tasteful
Jeff is sarcastic and I'm just foul?

Yes that could be fowl
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)
LIC is tasteful?
he's never been called that before.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
it is a new move for me
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with it. I may have to set fire to some tramps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)
just keep up the work on here
you'll be a proper cunt before you know it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)
I've never been called foul before :(
well not often
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)
I can't believe you've put the mockers on my Goose-Jizz business before I made my first sale.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)
to be fair
gander is the male, isn't goose the female?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)
yes indeed
and then they make... goslings. cuuuuuuuuuuuute.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
Well what's good for one is good for the other.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
And they're all good for pate.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)
OH!
horrid boy!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)
hahahahaha
They saw you coming.

Twenty quid for a salad?

You should have gone to a Harvester. The salad there is free.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)
Dear FSM!
Whole Foods must be making a mint -- is it the one in High St. Ken?
(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)
aye
they're not, though, i keep hearing they're really struggling because the rent is so high
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Time to sleep
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)
goooooodbyyyeee myyyyyyy looooove

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:50, Reply)
The end of this bottle of wine
and starting a rewatch of season 5 of the wire at 1am
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)
*waves*
Hello hon!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)
hey there :)
how's your wine going?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:50, Reply)
hello lovely

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)
hey :)
how are you apart from your gold-plated salad?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)
very full now
this thing will last for about 3 days!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)
at £20 it should!
how did the billing go?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)
all done and tens of thousands ahead of target
so my team is v popular!

my secretary hates me for making her do them all again (she captured time up to 31 october, not 21 october, which would have meant i could not have billed all work done for those 10 days next quarter-end) but chocolate will sweeten her up.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)
good news then!
still tempted by the louboutins?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)
they are some fucking sexy boots
albeit expensive
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)
very very very
but i can't justify that with christmas coming up, that sort of cash is much better spent on the family.

the bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)
in the long run
a hitman will cost you less
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)
wise wise words
have you heard from the S&M fetishist again then??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)
no
half of me is a bit sad at that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)
unsurprising
you liked him. poor sweetie!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)
first person in ages
that's the way it goes though. time and time again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)
i can't add anything cheerful here
that's my last experience too!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)
You lucky devil you.
I've just finished a rewatch of all of em. Two moments in the wire kill me and leave me with a huge lump in my throat. One is when Carver has to leave Randy at the foster home and the other is the montage at the end of season 5.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)
How were the noodles?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)
delicious thanks
and pretty healthy all told I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)
Glad to hear it!
How was the second supermarket experience?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)
Didn't make it
but I did buy cans of soup at the small one and some onions/peppers and miscellaneous things like stock cubes, a bowl, some teaspoons. Plus satsumas and special k cereal bars
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Night youz xx

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:50, Reply)
night Roota
sleep well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)
night dudette.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)
Night lar
am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)
Come'ead lar, night.
Boss.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)
I bow to the master

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)
Sleep
And the end of work tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)
For good or just the week?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

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