It's records
I reckon you could give up the Massive Drugs, but you'd rather let a herd of mountain goats like your face to the bone than part ways with your vinyl collection.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like your face to the bone

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I'm not sure how to take this
So I'm going to go with you like me so strongly as to be able to flay people with your 'like'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I was mocking you for writing like instead of lick.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I didn't even notice my error
Motion carries.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Idiot
you actually thought I liked your face?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I know you like my face.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:42, Reply)

you did it again, writing like instead of lick

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:46, Reply)

You have yet to do that
But I know you will at some point.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)

and the bladder squeezing thing

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Oooh I'd forgotten about my vinyl habit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)

And your collection of trainers gay footwear.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I'd forgotten about this!
"ooh shoes!" *minces*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:30, Reply)

haha
first time I read this I was certain it was Monty who had posted it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)