all day seminar on property litigation
Has nearly killed me. So i am currently skiving the talk on recovery of costs and service charge disputes and am happily shopping.

Black tie dinner tonight and the gym has worked so brilliantly that my dress is far too big even around the bust, but i can't find anything i like, so i think i am going to have to find some designer diamond safety pins!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

yay for shape-changing!
Finished your salad yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

ha no
Any salad that cost twenty quid is lasting me 3 days.

Except i am out tonight, sat, sun, mon and tue, by which point it will be manky. I did not think this purchase through :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Never mind.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

actually i think i forgot to tell the organiser of tonight
That i am veggie. If i get some meat shit, i can eat the salad when i get home!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

So rather than wasting twenty quids worth of salad
You can waste a small fortune in a unwanted meaty-dish!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

i am sure one of the boys will hoon it off
They look smart in their DJ's but they are still rabid animals underneath!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Where are you going for dinner this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

prop lit black tie dinner
At some fancy hall over near bank.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Sounds proper classy.
You might meet Mr Right.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

True indeed.
Bank's just down the road from my gaff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

excellent
I'll be round just after 1am. My new dress that i managed to find is perhaps a bit short for a black tie do, is that ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I'm sure I shall find a way to cope.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

marvellous
A hard man is good to find
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Cup the balls and place the flaccid cock in your mouth until your nose is in their pubes
They'll be hard in no time.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I thought you were cultivating a relationship with an unknown sort, from these very boards?
I still don't know who it may be, so for all I know you could very well be plundering rswipes foaming gash, black tie'n'all
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)

haha you poet, you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

not before i get to misbehave shockingly
At the army wedding on sat!

But yeah, barristers in DJ's - it will be a scenic evening.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)