but now you've both said different things
and cancel each other out.

argh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Go with the former.
Upstaging the bride is traditionally seen as somewhat off, no?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

the fact that you and berk
both think i would be capable of upstaging the bride is very sweet but wildly inaccurate!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

You should also stop and consider that Labia Majora is a lewd young rapscallion who is working entirely to his own agenda here.

(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

lewd young rapscallion
this is a phrase that should be in more frequent employment
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

It's a fair cop guv

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

i think you should explain yourself
what agenda?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

the agenda to make more women wear seamed stockings

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

really?
depends on the legs though. saw a girl on the tube this morning, her legs looked like two overstuffed sausages, and the tights were clearly so tight that the seam was all crooked. AND they were flesh-coloured.

what does your agenda make of that, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Well, we abide by Universally Applicable Rule #45
No fat chicks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

she wasn't really fat
she just had enormous legs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

fat legs = fat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

oh no
not at all, i have a colleague who is really slim on top, but has legs like tree trunks. it's weird. if she wears a long skirt, she looks like a whippet. if she wears a short skirt... well, she shouldn't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I am also a proponent of this agenda

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

see above

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)