I'm going to be famous.
The tattooist is going to put a pic of my tattoo on their website. Woo!

Who wants my autograph?

AltQ: I was going out to see a band on Saturday evening but not now. *sadface*

What will you be doing Saturday evening?
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:22, 113 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Hi!
You split up with Roota yet?
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Oh here's hoping, then I can console him and wipe away his tears and get him drunk

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I shall do the same for Roota : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

my announcement is that my phone is gay
or least suffering from premature postjaculation
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I briefly went out with a girl who had her photo put up in a hairdressers
I said I was dating a model, until you know I got bored.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Saturday I'm doing fuck all
any suggestions?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Raping?

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

you could come to Lancaster with me and watch My Neighbour Totoro
I'll tell everyone I'm volunteering with retards and you're my weekend project.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

That's sweet,
but I'd rather eat my own face.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

bored dumped
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I was thinking this.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

i think you have the shared brain today
otherwise it would be pickled after that black-tie do last night, i can hardly see straight this morning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Too easy.
see walk
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

You're already famous on here.

(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Yes but now I am going to conquer the world.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Excellent. Don't forget to look in on us little people from time to time though.

(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

One thing I've learned from Heat magazine.
You have to remember the fans.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Or at least get one of your entourage to remember them for you.

(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Ooo! I forgot about an entourage.
I shall need someone to peel my grapes for sure.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Get one of those round inflatable cushions
if your 'farmers' are playing up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

EW!

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

At a guess I shall be hung over again.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

In the evening?
Impressive.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Impressive Old.

They get worse, the more you should know better.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I'm afraid that makes utterly no sense

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Never mind.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

The older you get
the more you should know better. Also, the older you get, the worse your hangovers become.
Ergo, the more you should know better the worse your hangovers are.
(berk, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Yay!
I wasn't sure if I was still hungover from yesterday and posting gibberish.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

made sense to me too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I'm with him now
Damn stupid brain.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Me, I do!
I'll then steal your identity. and clothes

Alt Q: ym. Also, am getting very drunk.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

You'll be hard pushed to look like a woman in my clothes.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

You'll be I'm

Nah, I disagree
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I shall be watching a movie cuddled up on the sofa
Whilst munching on home made cakes :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

home made akes ock
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Enough already of your loved-up ramblings.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I was more on about home made cakes
Coconut macaroons, millionaire's shortbread and fudge cake :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

You said cuddled up on the sofa.
You don't cuddle up with yourself.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

needs must

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Okay okay
There will be a ladyfriend involved in all this
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

A HA!
I knew it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Willingly?
This is you:

AICMFP
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Yes, willingly
I'm not Chompy
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

how was your hot curry?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

The curry was nommy

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I shall be getting drunk
dressed like an idiot; I'm going to a belated Halloween party. There will be booze and cake and fireworks.
Winner.
(berk, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

yes, just sign at the bottom of this document here
no no, you don't need to read it. especially not the small print.

alt: I know loads of people who turn 30 this weekend, so out for fancy thai meal with one set, then getting bladdered with some of my old school mates, followed by stopping at a party on the way home to see a colleague
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
I too committed b3ta hari-kiri. Since the summer I have only occasionally lurked and even more infrequently posted.

I just thought I'd say so to all your faces. Your big, ugly disgusting faces. You all sicken me.

Oh Hai Blousie, new tattoo? Kewl! Funtimes!
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Yes but do I sicken you in a sexy way?

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

depends
show me your tat
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Facebook me.
It's on my pics.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Noooooooooooo
I'm trying to leave that too. If only I could be as unhip as Monty.
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Here then
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post903806
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

"Death to the great satan of western culture. Stay true to the noble Taliban warlords..."
Wow, I never knew you were that way inclined.
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I'm all about the jihad at the moment.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Damn
There go my chances of seeing Evil Dead 2, then...
(berk, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I knew there was something I had to do tomorrow!
thing one
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Hehehe

(berk, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Alt: Maybe going to this:
www.elektrodrop.com/2010/11/graffiti-cubed-x-mutate-britain-%E2%80%93-the-worlds-first-3d-graffiti-exhibition-event/


Looks a bit Nathan Barley but Chu is a brilliant artist and it's v close to home...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

You are far too hip and trendy for your own good.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Pika?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

You're such a fucking nerd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

And proud.
I am wearing a jumper with flames up the sleeves today.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Your favourite 'Simon Weston' top?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

ha

(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

With a blog tag like "Fashion Art Music Lifestyle"
I'm surprised you didn't have a fit when you clicked onto it!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I am prepared to overlook
the arch-hipsteritude to see Chu's painting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Your tattoo rocks!
Tomorrow evening I'll be drinking in a bar somewhere in Montmartre to celebrate a mate's 30th birthday.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Montmartre:
Where shit and good meet in a strange way. Sometimes involving thieves and hookers.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

And thieving hookers?
Never been before, staying in a small hotel, but aim to just get leathered with the birthday boy and some old uni mates I haven't seen in years.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Last time I was there
We were talking up towards the church at the top of the hill. A guy barged past and legged it, holding a black bin bag that looked pretty full. A load of police cars came screaming round the corner after him, jumped out, and pinned him to the ground.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Did the bag spill open
Sending garlic, onions and berets rolling into the street?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Yep
Then the police went on strike half way through arresting him.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Haha nice!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

ARMY WEDDING
i may have mentioned this before, just once? like kitty and her job interview, i am having the aforementioned sociallyacceptable-v-slutty clothing dilemma, see here:

the choices are either pretty but modest silver dress with a black net overlay that comes to just below mid-calf and is only slightly low-cut, with a short sleeved shimmery black bolero length cardigan.

OR a red top with fluted sleeves and sparkles on it, a short black skirt, those sheer black stockings with a seam down the back, and knee high patent leather boots. i have my new red coat, which is quite long, to wear in the church so god won't smite me down.

which should it be, BGB?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

The second option
Seamed stockings ftw!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Or
Wear the second under the first, and do a Superman half-way through the night!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

INTERESTING
why did i not think of this?

i am slipping.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I'm sorry Ms Blouse is too busy being famous to reply in person at the moment.
But has asked me to say - Silver & Black sounds classy.
(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

but now you've both said different things
and cancel each other out.

argh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Go with the former.
Upstaging the bride is traditionally seen as somewhat off, no?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

the fact that you and berk
both think i would be capable of upstaging the bride is very sweet but wildly inaccurate!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

You should also stop and consider that Labia Majora is a lewd young rapscallion who is working entirely to his own agenda here.

(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

lewd young rapscallion
this is a phrase that should be in more frequent employment
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

It's a fair cop guv

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

i think you should explain yourself
what agenda?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

the agenda to make more women wear seamed stockings

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

really?
depends on the legs though. saw a girl on the tube this morning, her legs looked like two overstuffed sausages, and the tights were clearly so tight that the seam was all crooked. AND they were flesh-coloured.

what does your agenda make of that, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Well, we abide by Universally Applicable Rule #45
No fat chicks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

she wasn't really fat
she just had enormous legs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

fat legs = fat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

oh no
not at all, i have a colleague who is really slim on top, but has legs like tree trunks. it's weird. if she wears a long skirt, she looks like a whippet. if she wears a short skirt... well, she shouldn't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I am also a proponent of this agenda

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

see above

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I would say the first number
sounds more classy and more appropriate for a wedding, but the second outfit does sound rather hot. Personally I'd go for the first one - it's not nice to pull focus from the bride, after all.
(berk, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Stop copying me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Your reply was posted after mine!

(berk, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Copying someone before they've posted, eh? That's clever berk, you're clearly an evil genius.

(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

With an evil lair
on top of a mountain?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

A man mountain.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

it all falls into place....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I was just making it clearer for the ones that aren't aware of this joke.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

'something about spunk and dry cleaning'

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

dry cleaning does not remove spunk.
machine washing does not remove spunk.

hand scrubbing with bitter painful tears of regret and "what the fuck was i thinking" does not remove spunk.

only throwing the item in the bin removes spunk. sad but true.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

The voice of experience
but surely,. even in the bin, the spunk remains
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

yeah but then
i don't have to see it or look at it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

"Moment of sadness, moments of guilt
Stains on the memory, stains on the quilt"

There's an Ian Dury line for every occasion.
(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

*nods sagely*
I still haven't seen that film.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

It's certainly worth seeing with a good performance by Andy Serkis. My girlfriend considered it overlong, but she's not a fan.
There's a play about him called "Hit Me" touring now. Which I managed to miss when it was on locally
(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

"moment" is probably an exaggeration
what's half a moment?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

A mom.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)